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Chat Clip of the Day

(Warning: the following is perverse and stupid. You have been warned)

JackSpade7: dude, update your cam! I'm sick of lookin' at your damn arm.
MaxLomba: lol...okay, dayum
JackSpade7: wimp
MaxLomba: poon
JackSpade7: schlong
MaxLomba: ass goblin
JackSpade7: cock-master
MaxLomba: rump ranger
JackSpade7: anal-spelunker
JackSpade7: hey, this should be the next installment on your page
MaxLomba: hehehe, yeah, it should. cum dumpster
JackSpade7: whatever you say, dick-warmer
MaxLomba: you're probably right, cock-sleeve
JackSpade7: I totally agree, rump-blaster
MaxLomba: HEY!
MaxLomba: That's mine, asshole!
JackSpade7: hahahah
JackSpade7: touche!
MaxLomba: fuckin meat clown
JackSpade7: make with the camera, ball-jongler!
MaxLomba: I'm trying, you tea-bagging goat raper
JackSpade7: lol
MaxLomba: it's updated
JackSpade7: shit-sniffing jizz-guzzler
MaxLomba: you horse sucking ass mangler
JackSpade7: hahahaha
JackSpade7: pube flossing sphincter-captain
MaxLomba: lol
MaxLomba: dude, just go to my site, it's way faster...
JackSpade7: I'm at your site. the cam site isn't updated yet
MaxLomba: you anal-avenging molester of crab grass
JackSpade7: hehehe
MaxLomba: yeah it is
JackSpade7: asshole
MaxLomba: hahahaha
MaxLomba: hehehe...you totally need a cam
JackSpade7: I FUCKING KNOW!!
JackSpade7: i'm dying to get one
MaxLomba: all right, I need to take a nap before I fucking die
JackSpade7: cool. I'm leving for Jason's soo
MaxLomba: all righty...I'll talk to ya later dude
JackSpade7: I'll see if you're online if the party ends up totally lame
MaxLomba: you kneecap-humping rabbit shrimper
JackSpade7: ok, you donkey-punching anus-explorer