Real News: Panama attacks Cuba
Bay of Pigs, Cuba,
Two hours ago 200,000 Panama warriors invaded Cuba today. Cuba is
putting up a valiant fight. Panama's mighty two ships is fighting
Cuba's over 30 ships and 10 submarine navy but Panama seems to be
winning the fight. Over two men have been injured in the invasion,
but casualties, it is also possible the reason for no casualties is because
both sides are only using B-B guns and Water Balloons. This war is
going to be going on fo weeks and weeks until this war of the idiots is
finally ove.......... WHAT IN THE WORLD? My god a fleet of Russian Ships
has just entered firing range of the fleets and the mainland Cuba, and
they are attacking..............
"to be Continued......"
The Real McCoy
"Overthrowing the Enemy, part III"
Today we will be talking about how to overthrow and enemy that is exactly the same as your army. Well there is no fair fight when you have nuclear weapons that you bought from a crumbling Soviet Union and they have none this just shows you there is no one exactly the same as someone. This way you can just nuke them and you don't even have to get your hands dirty, this is the last installment of Overthrowing th enemy next segment we will be talking about the Cuban/Panamanian War in Issue I#618 hopefully! Thank you for reading and I look forward to you reading my column again.
Celebrity Chat w/ John Bobeck
"Guest: Happy the Clown"
Hi there welcome to another great issue of Celebrity Chat,I am your special guest host John Bobeck because James is on vacation the jerk, anyway todays special guest star is the one and only Happy the Clown, writer of "Call me Happy, don't stand too close to a handicapped clown" and co-writer of the new book "Call me....2002, when rivals collide" coming out in December 20, 2001. Hello Happy I heard some good news, would you like to share it with everyone? Happy " Yes I would, as of last week I signed a contract with James Christiansen to be the next columnist of the Lee Norris Newsletter " I am very happy for you HAppy but with all of the new columnists, What will happen to me?
Great Things in Scotish History
Bag Pipe
The Bag Pipe was created
originally by the Aztecs in 1401 bc But being the native killers that the
scotish people used to be they killed Aztecs and successfully stole the
bagpipe from them to use against them in war, but then the Spanish
people killed them and we had no chance to take them over.
This later caused us to go into a deep depression & get conquered by
Britain.
Updates
"Shinibnib Cars"
We will be talking today about the Shinibnib car company. It was in the first season that shinibnib appeared. The crazy car styles brought Alba Sunuie, President of Shinibnib, millions and millions of dollars, until he blew it all Cockroach racing and ran shinibnib into bankruptcy, until UmBart Co. foods merged with Shinibnib to become a new company, Shinibart Cars a half food, half car car company, which is still going to this day.
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Announcement: Henry King was shot
For Sale: Small Midget dog
and the legendary Herman Golly was
no use can talk, not good for
killed suppossedly by the great Phil
anything if interested, cont-
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act Killer the Bird.
is the only one who can solve the
Announcement: You can
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ings for Washing out Dum-
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