Real News: Panama invades Cuba, Cuba Deflects Invasion

         Bay of Pigs, Cuba, Russia's navy fleet began to attack Cuban ships along with the Panamanians, they have penetrated the outer perimeter and taken the Capitol City of Havana.  Presidente` Castro had this to say " Kill those Hippy's".  There is still fighting in the City and it seems that Cuba will fall to Panama.  WAIT! another, larger army is entering the city, and reports of another navy attacking the Russians, it's the Costa Ricans.  A spokesperson for the Costa Ricans said, "We hate the Russians and the Panamanians, and we want them dead."  TWO HOURS LATER...... Cuba has rid themselves of the Panamanians and the Costa Ricans have hit a major blow against Russia's navy and army.  This war will go on forever if everyone keeps joining, jeez.

Newsletter Changes Hands Again
 

    Another change in the winds of the ownership of this newsletter. Wally Kugeean has sold his share of LNN which he aqquired from Henry King to Andrez Muesky who owns no shares. He is the new owner of the Lee Norris Newsletter, but with one advantage, Andrez owns the most shares but he said that james will continue to run the Newsletter Andrez just wants to write.  But with James and fidel both owning 25% each and Andrez owning 41% who owns the other 9%?
Something New in the Works

         The Lee Norris Newsletter yet again has  new columnists      and new columns.  One of the new columnists is Fred McCody with his Traveling the World, This Column takes you around the world in different vehicles.  Another one of the New columnists in HAppy the Clown with his great new column, Happy Thoughts in which he talks about various things that come into his head.  But the rest of the columnists are staying other than Wally Kuneegan that has left mysteriously.  Leann Crandell, John Bobeck, Flarn McDoofey, Dom Findobo, Andrez Muesky, and James Christiansen still remain with the Great Lee Norris Newsletter.

Great Things in Scotish History
Turkey Stuffing

         As you well know by now just about everything was created by the great Scotish people, and turkey stuffings is no exception.  Turkey Stuffing was invented by Scotland in the early 1300's ad but we used to bake them in sheep intestines and scoop them out with "our scoops".  But the British stole our idea after Columbus discovered the west and decided to put them in Turkey's god the Scotish people hate the British.
 

Updates
"Shinibnib Cars"

         We will be talking today about the Shinibnib car company.  It was in the first season that shinibnib appeared.  The crazy car styles brought  Alba Sunuie, President of Shinibnib, millions and millions of dollars, until he blew it all Cockroach racing and ran shinibnib into bankruptcy, until UmBart Co. foods merged with Shinibnib to become a new company, Shinibart Cars a half food, half car car company, which is still going to this day.

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