Previously in the Lee Norris Newsletter.......
Today our great leader Henry King was served with papers from
18 lawyers that say that he is to report to court tomorrow because he is
being sued by some guy named Ron Stephens.....
Commy Chat "Well I am so very happy to tell you that this is
the final day of my one half year contract and I do not plan on coming
back, and I have also been called back to presidency of the conflict between
Cuba and Panama"...... Dom" Hey fidel we will all miss you and we
thought you deserved a Goodbye party, fidel" What are you talking
about Dom I don't even like you! Dom" Well we can Change that
can't we!" Shut Up........."RON & HERMAN What Are doing here?......
," go ahe...........What the HECK! " Wait who are you in the dark, Oh My
He has a gun Ron get out of the....................
Bang, Bang,......BANG!
Leann"Oh My Lord They just oh my Gosh diddly Osh he just killed
..........."
To Be Continued.....
And now the Conclusion.......
Oh my god diddily osh he killed Herman Golly & shot Henry King, This cannot be happening. Catch Him before he gets away. This is Leann Crandell Reporting live, Herman Golly and Henry King have been shot, I repeat Herman Golly and Henry King have been shot, "Call the Police someone " get someone here now my god.
The Shooting in the Studio
Oregon City, OR. Today in a very Tragic Event two of our columnist were shot today in the LNN studio by an unknown person(s). Herman Golly, writer of the famed Communist Theory was killed instantly with a single shot to the leg, and Henry King present owner of Lee Norris Newsletter was shot in a kidney stone, which has put him into a coma state. Many people believe it was an enemy that Herman made with his views on Communist, but no evidence points to this idea. Although, Ron Stevens, Andrez Muesky and Jub Jub the whiskey Pub have not been seen since the shooting.
The Blame Game
Many people have been
speculating on who it might be that shot Herman Golly and Henry King.
Today we have assembled some of the old columnists of the Lee Norris/Pinchy-Norris
Newsletter, including Andrea Bonaparte & Jack Lyn PoPo. Plus
a world renowned scientist Dr. R. Are Arefield. We shall discuss
the possible Shooters. Andrea" Ya know who I think it might
is Tobias J. Finch, I know it sounds dumb they haven't been talking about
him and he has always been nuts so maybe he snapped." That is a good point
Andrea But Tobias, Happy and Habeeb are currently working on their new
storys in Istanbul. Jack "I actually Think it was.......You
Andrea.....You always said you didn't like henry." Andrea" You just
better shut up or I'll I'll I'll....." Jack " Spit it out Andrea,
Come on say it alrea....Ouch stop it, Aren't stun guns illegal, ok then
meet the wrath of my pepper spray." Andrea" Stop it you jerk." Well
While Jack and Andrea Fight let us speak to Dr. Arefield. Dr. Arefield"
Leave me alone I am watching them fight." ok then I guess we will end here.
Beginning to End
Well this is Leann
Crandell once again, and I suppose that we should end this Newsle......
What the Heck? Andrez" We have found the shooter. HE is outside
right now with Ron & Jub Jub"
Well who is it? Andrez" It was.........Phil the Janitor
" What and Why? Phil" It is true I shot them, But I was aiming
for you Leann" Why me Phil? Phil" Your Hair is Brown" Oh I
see. Phil " But I was wanting to kill Ron too. " Andrea
"
WHY? " Phil" Because year after year I was promised my own
column, and year after year nothing." Andrea" Well than that confirms
it your nuts." Phil "Yep hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!"
Brand New and some old Columnists
Dom Findobo
The Real McCoy
Leann Crandell
Real News
John Bobeck
Real News/Extras
Andrez Muesky
The Art of....
Flarn McDoofey
GreatThings(Scotish)
with
Wally Kugeean
The Great Wally
and
James Christiansen
Celebrity Chat
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