This is probably one of my favorite sections that I made, although it was bastardly frustrating. And I rarely use the b-(astardly) word unless I REALLY mean it. Like people who get "VANILLA" or "Chocolate Chip" ice cream at like Marble Slab. THOSE BASTARDS!!! THEIR sex will be
MY SEX!!!

... But anyways, all of these quotes in here I really love, so I would appreciate it if you would read all of them with equal meaning and passion. And hey, if you don't like them , you can just get up and walk away. No hard feelings. No commitment attatched. I wont be mad, I won't throw a fit, I won't even begin making it a point to miss in public bathrooms like Asian people. But I'll have you know that quoting Nintendo Games or Anime is like totally the way to go to getting fives on the AP test and/or essays. Seriously, how many fucking Thomas Jefferson or Ben Franklin quotes do you think those "people" (slaves) get?!?!?! And how many say... Cowboy Bebop, Episode 26, Spike Spiegal Quotes do they get??? HUH????

DO THE MATH _IGGER, DO THE MATH!!!!


"Organized religion is a masturbation of the brain." -Dr. Rodinaia
Religion Quotes (This may be somewhat offensive, but I LOVE it)



"These days, no matter what I drink, I only taste blood." -Kenshin Himura
Anime Quotes (Majajajajajajorly Badass)



"The weak only strive to be weaker....." -Magus
Nintendo Quotes (Mainly SNES, the best FUCKING SYSTEM EVER!!!)



“A lot of people run a race to see who’s the fastest. I run to see who has the most guts.” -Steve Prefontaine
Running Quotes (I really love this one, ESPECIALLY if you run at all.. great stuff)



"No creation story is a "myth" to the people who tell it. It’s just the story." -Ishmael (Daniel Quinn)
Ishmael Quotes (These quotes are like drugged rainbow panda deep man... amazingly good though)



"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." -Anonymous
Cat Quotes (KITTENS!!! HISSSS!!! RARRRRR!!! YAHHHHHH!!)



"You wanna talk about awkward moments? Once, during sex, I called Lois "Frank". Your move, Sherlock." -Peter Griffin (Seth MacFarlane)
Family Guy Quotes (HA HA HA HA!!! Well, if your life sucks anyways)



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