Put one naked Spike in a room. Add 100 randomly chosen women. Pile on.

Spoil him to death. Starting with hot chocolate and baby marshmallows.

Kill him with kindness.

Choke him with love.

Hug him to death.

Rub him out. One rub at a time.

Finish him off. But only after he's finished you first.

Drown him. In LUURRVVE.

Dust him…with powdered sugar. Lick to death.

Chain him spread-eagle to a bed. Cut off his clo...CENSORED... Take a peacock feather and ..CENSORED.

Eat him alive. Repeat.

Play horsey and ride him at a gallop until his legs buckle and his eyes roll up. Squeeze him until he pops like warm champagne, and begs you to hurt him just a little bit more.

Thrill him till it kills him.

Send him to Glory. No, wait. She can't have him.

Send him to Kingdom come and come and come and come and…

Polish him off. Use body oil of your own choosing. Repeat until desired luster is achieved.

Wipe him out. Vary hand and body part used for wiping.

Bump him off. Continuing bumping until ...CENSORED.

Smother him. With kisses.

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Note: Just a minute. Cold Shower.
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