Our Pathetic Wasted Lives

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Try to match the quote with the person that said it, or the "quoter" (my own word).

quote quoter
"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either." Me
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." Ozzy Osbourne
"The Blizzard of '78 was so bad, 100 people went outside and 30 came back in. They just died." Dick Cavett
"You guys line up alphabetically by height." Dan Quayle
"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." Baseball Player
"They misunderestimated me." Mark Twain
  "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." Al Gore
"[Beep]in' bloody [beep] [beep] bastard!" Baseball Coach

"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing."

Britney Spears
"I invented the internet." Mr. Stepp
"If I owned Hell and Texas, I'd live in Hell and rent out Texas." Jason Kidd
"You piece of ralph." George Bush

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