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On the Eleventh Day of Christmas
Christmas Tips and Ideas




Bits and Pieces

Holiday Survial Guide
Red Cross Releases Holiday Safety Tips
Christmas Tree Fireproofing
How to Deal With Holiday Stress
Holiday Money Woes
National Christmas Tree Associtation
Are You Ready for the Holidays?
Coping with the Holidays by MADD

Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog,
And we'd begged her not to go.
But she'd left her medication,
So she stumbled out the door into the snow.

When they found her Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack.
There were hoof prints on her forehead,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back.

Grandma go run over by a reindeer,
Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

Now were all so proud of Grandpa,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there watchin' football,
Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle.

It's not Christmas without Grandma.
All the family's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?
Grandma got run over by a reindeer, Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of pig.
And a blue and silver candle,
That would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig.
I've warned all my friends and neighbours.
Better watch out for yourselves."
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.
Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin' home from our house, Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

Enjoy the holidays. Just remember while attending the Christmas parties please don't drink and drive.


Tie One on for Safety... this Christmas Season. Tie a Red Ribbon on a visible area of your car... as a reminder to Drive Safely... Drive Sober ...and don't forget to Buckle Up! ...MADD, Mother's Against Drunk Driving.













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