Emus cannot walk backwards.  
*Andrea & John Day have written me that 
the kangaroo AND emu are two native animals on the 
Australian coat of arms. Apparently,neither of them are  
able to take a backward step!  
  
 
 There are only 13 blimps in 
the world. Nine of them are in the United States.
There are only 13 blimps in 
the world. Nine of them are in the United States. 
 
  
 Cats have over one hundred 
vocal sounds,while dogs only have about ten.
Cats have over one hundred 
vocal sounds,while dogs only have about ten.
 
 Our eyes are always the same 
size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop 
growing.
Our eyes are always the same 
size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop 
growing.
 
 Most Americans' car horns 
honk in the key of "F".
Most Americans' car horns 
honk in the key of "F".
 
 Camels milk does not 
curdle.
Camels milk does not 
curdle.
 
 Many hamsters only blink one 
eye at a time.
Many hamsters only blink one 
eye at a time.
 
 In every episode of Seinfeld 
there is a Superman somewhere.
In every episode of Seinfeld 
there is a Superman somewhere.
 
 Murphy's Oil Soap is the 
chemical most commonly used to clean elephants.
Murphy's Oil Soap is the 
chemical most commonly used to clean elephants.
 
 Barbie's measurements if she 
were life size: 39-23-33.
Barbie's measurements if she 
were life size: 39-23-33.
 
 Giraffes have no vocal 
chords.
Giraffes have no vocal 
chords.
 
 Cats'urine glows under a 
blacklight.
Cats'urine glows under a 
blacklight.
 
 Leonardo DaVinci invented 
the scissors.
Leonardo DaVinci invented 
the scissors.
 
 It takes about a half a 
gallon of water to cook macaroni and about a gallon to 
clean the pot.
It takes about a half a 
gallon of water to cook macaroni and about a gallon to 
clean the pot.
 
 Michael Jordan makes more 
money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory 
workers in Malaysia combined.
Michael Jordan makes more 
money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory 
workers in Malaysia combined.
 
 The first toilet ever seen 
on television was on "Leave It To Beaver."
The first toilet ever seen 
on television was on "Leave It To Beaver."
 
 One of the reasons marijuana 
is illegal today is because cotton growers in the '30's 
lobbied against hemp farmers--they saw it as 
competition.
One of the reasons marijuana 
is illegal today is because cotton growers in the '30's 
lobbied against hemp farmers--they saw it as 
competition.
 
 Prince William & Prince 
Harry are uncircumcised.
Prince William & Prince 
Harry are uncircumcised.
 
 The ashes of the average 
cremated person weigh nine pounds.
The ashes of the average 
cremated person weigh nine pounds.
 
 Walt Disney named Mickey 
Mouse after Mickey Rooney, whose mother he dated for some 
time.
Walt Disney named Mickey 
Mouse after Mickey Rooney, whose mother he dated for some 
time.
 
 Libra,the Scales,is the only
inanimate symbol in the zodiac.
Libra,the Scales,is the only
inanimate symbol in the zodiac.
 
 The most common name in 
Italy is Mario Rossi.
The most common name in 
Italy is Mario Rossi.
 
 Shirley Temple had 56 curls 
in her hair.
Shirley Temple had 56 curls 
in her hair.
 
 Assuming Rudolph was in 
front,there are 40,320 ways to arrange the other 
reindeer.
Assuming Rudolph was in 
front,there are 40,320 ways to arrange the other 
reindeer.
 
 No word in the English 
language rhymes with orange, silver and purple.
No word in the English 
language rhymes with orange, silver and purple.
 There are two credit cards 
for every person in the United States.
There are two credit cards 
for every person in the United States. 
 Only two people signed the 
Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and 
Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but 
the last signature wasn't added until five years later.
Only two people signed the 
Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and 
Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but 
the last signature wasn't added until five years later.
 "I am" is the shortest 
complete sentence in the English language.
"I am" is the shortest 
complete sentence in the English language.
 The term "the whole 9 yards" 
came from World War II fighter pilots in the South Pacific. 
When arming their airplanes on the ground, the .50 caliber 
machine gun ammo belts measured exactly 27 feet before 
being loaded in the fuselage. If the pilots fired all their 
ammo at a target, it got "the whole 9 yards".
The term "the whole 9 yards" 
came from World War II fighter pilots in the South Pacific. 
When arming their airplanes on the ground, the .50 caliber 
machine gun ammo belts measured exactly 27 feet before 
being loaded in the fuselage. If the pilots fired all their 
ammo at a target, it got "the whole 9 yards". 
 The most common name in the 
world is Mohammed.
The most common name in the 
world is Mohammed.
 The glue on Israeli postage 
stamps is certified kosher.
The glue on Israeli postage 
stamps is certified kosher.
 A "jiffy" is an actual unit 
of time for 1/100th of a second.
A "jiffy" is an actual unit 
of time for 1/100th of a second. 
 The average person falls 
asleep in 7 minutes.
The average person falls 
asleep in 7 minutes. 
 The phrase "rule of thumb" 
is derived from an old English law which stated that you 
couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your 
thumb.
The phrase "rule of thumb" 
is derived from an old English law which stated that you 
couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your 
thumb.
 Coca-cola was originally green.
Coca-cola was originally green.
 The average life span of a major league baseball is 7 pitches.
The average life span of a major league baseball is 7 pitches. 
 Chances that a burglary in the U.S. will be solved is 1 in 7.
Chances that a burglary in the U.S. will be solved is 1 in 7. 
 The only food that does not spoil: honey.
The only food that does not spoil: honey. 
 The only animal besides the human that can get sunburned: pig.
The only animal besides the human that can get sunburned: pig. 
 Polar bears are left handed.
Polar bears are left handed.
 Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
 Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months two rats could have over 1 million descendents.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months two rats could have over 1 million descendents.
 If you urinate while swimming in a South American river, you may encounter the candiru. Drawn to warmth, this fish is known to follow a stream of urine to its source, swim inside the body and flare its barbed fins. It will remain firmly embedded in the flesh until surgically removed.
If you urinate while swimming in a South American river, you may encounter the candiru. Drawn to warmth, this fish is known to follow a stream of urine to its source, swim inside the body and flare its barbed fins. It will remain firmly embedded in the flesh until surgically removed.
 A ducks quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.
A ducks quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.
 Camel's milk does not curdle.
Camel's milk does not curdle.
 Lorne Greene had one of his nipples bit off by an alligator while he was host of "Lorne Greene's Wild Kingdom".
Lorne Greene had one of his nipples bit off by an alligator while he was host of "Lorne Greene's Wild Kingdom".
 The airplane Buddy Holly died in was the "American Pie", (the name of the Don McLean song).
The airplane Buddy Holly died in was the "American Pie", (the name of the Don McLean song).
 When opossums are playing 'possum, they are not "playing." They actually pass out from sheer terror.
When opossums are playing 'possum, they are not "playing." They actually pass out from sheer terror.
 Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history. Spades - King David, Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne, and Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history. Spades - King David, Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne, and Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
 The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds.
The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds.
 The cruise liner Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
The cruise liner Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns. 
 Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
 It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs.
It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs.
 35% of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
35% of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
 There are an average of 178 sesame seeds on a McDonald's Big Mac bun.
There are an average of 178 sesame seeds on a McDonald's Big Mac bun.
 The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1.
The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1.
 Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than new cars.
Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than new cars.
 When Heinz ketchup leaves the bottle, it travels at a rate of 25 miles per year.
When Heinz ketchup leaves the bottle, it travels at a rate of 25 miles per year.
 It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
 90% of recently arrived cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
90% of recently arrived cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
 On average,100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
On average,100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year. 
 In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined.
In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined.
 Five Jello-O flavors that flopped: celery, coffee, cola, apple and chocolate.
Five Jello-O flavors that flopped: celery, coffee, cola, apple and chocolate.