| Totally Silly Survey
Every month a new survey will be posted. These surveys are meant to promote fun, relieve stress, improve your whoopie life (don't you wish!! :P) and all in all, leave you more confused then ya were when ya got here! Shall we begin? Ok Great! just grab a pen and some paper. What's that? You were expecting some fancy schmancy submittal form? Well we don't got one! At least not yet anyways. So it's manual labor for now. Onto the survey! 1. Do you believe AOL stands for America outta Luck? 2. Are you considering naming your first child Gigabyte? 3. Do you answer your phone with "hang on a sec, I'm uploading the laundry"? 4. Have you ever got so confused you stuck a floppy in the baby's mouth and the bottle in your disk drive? 5. When asked by relatives, "who is the latest love in your life?" do you answer "MAC" and/or "Packard Bell"? 6. When you want to see the sun, do you just switch on your screensaver? 7. Do you remember what the real sun looks like??? 8. Do you get anxiety attacks when you have to absolutely, positively, no way out of it, leave your computer desk? 9. Do you check email every 4 seconds? 10. Does your browsers bookmark have more entries in it than Yahoo? 11. Does Yahoo contact you for URL updates?? 12. Do your family members refer to you as "that statue sitting over by the computer"? 13. Do you browse the web looking for great cooking recipes, but never get to cook them because the stove is way too far from the computer? 14. Are your dreams in HTML format? 15. Did you break up with your last boyfriend/girlfriend with the parting words "I'm sorry, but you just don't have enough memory for me, your hard drive is insufficient"? YAY! You're done! Now total up all those yes answers, and let Madame (not THAT kind of Madame either! THWAP!) Zorina interpret your scores for you! If you answered yes 0-3 times enter here If you answered yes 4-6 times enter here If you answered yes 7-10 times enter here If you answered yes 10+ times enter here |