Several years ago,
good friends of ours decided they'd make their fame and fortune
in the emu business.
They wisely got out
before things went seriously wrong with the industry, but I
learned a lot about these funny birds while they were getting
started. The main thing was I learned I really didn't want any
part of an emu!
The oil was fine,
but the meat was rubbery, and after the special fencing, handling,
equipment, feedstuffs, etc, that went along with the project,
I was not impressed.
Neither were some
neighbors who had begun to turn their big birds loose. Against
the law in Texas to allow emus to become feral, but without
identification, who could tell who's emu it really was?
So, it really wasn't
much of a shock when I drove home late one afternoon to find
two emus hanging out at my mailbox. I drove on in the yard,
pretending I didn't see them.
But it was July and
getting on towards nightfall, how would they find water? How
would they keep from scaring traffic right off the roadway?
Which one would lure a coyote pack up even closer to our goat
pens?
About that time John
drove in and announced, "EMUS,, MUST GO CATCH EMUS…"
So we stalked back
to the road where, sure enough, they still were dancing around
in a confused pattern in our driveway. We attempted to herd
them and realized we'd never manage to march them up the drive
to the main entry gates.
Finally, cornering
them in a fenceline "L", we looked at each other, "Now what?"
I knew I had dinner to make, goats to milk, birds to feed, and
didn't really want to be indecisive at this juncture.
John had one emu
by the throat and it was kicking enough to break a hefty board
on the fence! I held mine down by it's wing feathers, but it
was shedding them rapidly, so I didn't think my hold would be
for long.
We all did a 'confused
dance' while we played best two out of 3 falls with the big
birds. They seemed to be winning, and I'm sure the thought of
that kick to the board was helping me avoid their legs. John
finally grabbed one bird and started bodily carrying it, hissing
and clucking, to the empty peacock run.
I tackled mine and
sat on it until he could get back to carry this one, too. It
made a drastic move and I rolled off it's back! (some bronc
rider I turned out to be!) It leaped up and I was left with
a handful of feathers.
Watching it trot
off into the sunset, I wished the other one had managed to find
escape also.
I'm sorry to admit
I never did figure out what to do with a solitary emu. They
are desperately dumb birds, or at least this one was. We fed
it for several months (expensive ratite pellets, of course),
and during the whole time, that bird never did figure out I
was going into the pen to feed it, not murder it.
One day I went out
to find it bashing itself into the cage, and the only thing
inside the pen with it was a bright butterfly!
Neither John nor
myself had much interest in trying to butcher a bird as large
as an emu, none of the local processors would touch it, and
I knew I didn't have freezer space for it anyhow. We did locate
the farmstead it probably came from, only they didn't want it
back, and denied ownership.
So, I am ashamed
to admit I probably broke the law and made several coyotes happy
when I released it into the wild again. Several weeks passed
when I saw a herd of cattle look up and give chase in a field
about 5 miles from our ranch. I slowed the truck to see a wild-eyed
emu race toward the cows!
Surely that wasn't
my emu! But, just in case that in that dim emu brain, there
might lurk some remembrance, I gunned the gas to the truck and
trundled on down the road, emuless and thrilled to be that way.