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Boys in The Back Room

Before you get your first goat, go visit a goat farm in the fall! Bucks are what has given goats their stinky reputation. The bucks have ahhh, an 'aroma' that is rather,,, ummm; distinctive. No denying it, they stink.

They have good reason for it, but human olfactory systems are definitely not designed to appreciate it. Lady goats think it's the most wonderful aroma since 'Open Garden Gate', so goat folk usually try to keep the sexes separated. It's a plan that works 'most of the time'. If you notice the female madly wagging her tail and lusting after the buck pen, you can haul the buck of choice out to service her and note the exact time and date. Kids appear fairly predictably 150 days (or so) later.

Since a doe will come in heat every 18 to 22 days after onset of her cycle every fall, it's useful to pinpoint the kidding date fairly closely. And, no way to do that if the bucks live with the adult doe herd. By keeping the milking herd apart from the herd sires, you eliminate a chance of bucky odor in the milk supply as well. And, even out of breeding season, the bucks generally are ever hopeful and worry the milking herd needlessly. (NOW?? Can't we practice??)

I've noticed when I did allow one older gent to run with the female pack, he became herd boss out in the field. As his condition and body needs are extremely different from a milker (who is likely to be pregnant), they didn't get the forage nutrition they required. A doe herd will stalk out and contentedly munch on the nearest greenery that meets the Herd Queen's approval.

When a guy comes on the scene, he wants the goat equivalent of pizza and beer. He'll dash here and nibble a tendril then race over yonder to inspect a rise of plum thicket. The poor does, dragging their udders behind them, burn up more energy than they ingest. And, the end result is less milk in the bucket, and more grain supplemented to get it.

Bucks just can't help it. They're the James Dean of caprines. Live life to the fullest then die young. Rarely do bucks live to a ripe old age. We've had some 9 - 12 yr old guys but they could barely remember to whiz in their beards come breeding season. "A flash in the pan" should be changed to a "Buck in Rut".

This is Pan's Pride Medicine Bow. Purebred Oberhasli buck, very nice, and had some great kids, but tough on fences!

 

 

 

I've heard several theories, the one I'm most inclined to believe is that all that testosterone rots their brain. And, you have to admit Nature had a plan when wild goats covered the temperate (and not so temperate) zones. If a herd sire is allowed to breed his daughters and their daughters, the genus starts adapting into something more freeform. In the wild, this does happen, but a son will come along and have his share till the ol' goat can be pushed off the nearest cliff or otherwise replaced.

Since human intervention has interrupted the wild goat breeding program, we often combine the same bloodlines, but we call this judicious linebreeding, as if we actually can predict the outcome. Although, yes, that's somewhat true. There is a percentage of heritability traits that can be fairly accurately tracked. I'm no wizard at the 'who gets what from whom', so I just try to keep the best bloodlines I can afford in my herd sires, and hope they live up to the hype. But, since one buck is half your goat herd, you can't ignore him nor abuse him for being himself.

Mid summer, we start adding more grain to their diet, so by September, they've put on body mass and condition. There is a vitamin mineral supplement we add called Buck Power, available from Caprine Supply to increase libido. As much as the raunchy habits are detested, they're a part of the make-ready the guys go through to get them through a successful breeding season.

Bucks marked for artificial insemination candidates need particular attention paid to them during this most disgusting time. You don't want to waste the technician's time and the buck's effort unless the sperm count is high and frisky. A mineral supplement when fed in advance can often enhance a buck's virility to keep him actively interested and viable.

Once breeding season has started in full swing, bucks often would rather fight with each other, whiz in their beards, expose their genitalia and lubber at the ladies than worry about dinnertime. (A good reason to plan the buck corral somewhat away from the public eye!) And make it stout. Bucks will top out at 300 pounds and can break the welds on stock panels, rip nails out of fencelines, and crash some pretty impressive fences. Even the younger guys are amazingly successful at escaping just in time to breed the wrong doe.

We gave up trying to keep two breeds for that reason. I was creating a new breed of goat with tons of 'hybrid vigor', but no marketable traits! A baby six months old is capable of servicing the entire doe pen, so if you keep replacement herd sires, they have to be planned accordingly. Of course they can't live with the older guys, (like you thought it would be EASY?) Mature bucks fight and run each other around the pens and if a baby is enamoured of a doe, he'll get the full brunt of Granddad's anger. And, no one can convince the teenagers, but it really will stunt their growth!

Recommended breeding rate for yearlings and under is less than 10 females or 10 breedings the first season. Of course, they're busy mounting each other and the cat, so who can say WHAT they'd grow up to be like if they were truly restricted?


Good grooming:

Sometime prior to breeding season, we like to give the bucks a full body clip. If you keep up on their feet, trimming on a schedule, they're more used to it, and you can maintain them with the briefest of trimming.

Bucks are unreasonably proud of their urine and politely urinate in their own beards. Some goatfolk trim the beards off, but they're going to spray something, let a nice long beard catch the brunt. Forelegs get sprayed as well, so plan on occasionally wiping them down with a body lotion, or petroleum jelly to prevent urine scald. I'm not a big proponent of Vaseline, but something that coats easily and quickly is certainly needed here.

The more I write this, the more disgusting I make the bucks sound. True, it's only during breeding season, (which lasts approximately the last half of the year). And, 2,000 years of goat cultivation hasn't resulted in better behaved bucks. But, the adorable bouncing babies next year, the liklihood the daughters will be better milkers than their dams, are all what keep us all appeased when the bucks start to curl their lips and sniff the air attentively.

Text and images copyright 1998 Martha Wells