DAVE: THE ROCK MAN
"The Rock Man"? That's my handle on the CB radio! My brother
is "The Sand Man", Teri is"Popcorn MOM", Alison is "Pebbles" and Shane is "Bam-Bam".
This is an aerial view of the Toyota Corolla plant I work at. The plant is located in
Cambridge, Ontario where we make the Corollas for Eastern North America. The little red
building in the lower right corner is "Corolla Park", our rec. centre. That's where Teri
volunteers her
talent! She's the main cook at the charity BBQ's for the football and slo-pitch tournaments.
At the last slo-pitch tournament, there were over 200 people attending. That's a lot of
mouths to feed!
Any young man who wishes to date my daughter Alison must submit a completed application. All submissions will be considered.
COROLLA FACTS & FIGURES
Corolla is the #1 best-selling four-door sedan in Canada.
Corolla is the #1 selling Toyota vehicale in Canada.
Corolla is the #1 selling volume car in the WORLD, having surpassed the legendary Volkswagen Beetle.
The 1998 Corolla is the 8th generation Corolla, the first Corolla sold in Canada in 1968.
TOP TEN THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR A DAD SAY:
10. Well, how 'bout that?...I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.
9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?
8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours"
attitude....I like that!
7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY.
6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not
good enough for you, son?
5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend...you might
want to consider throwing a party.
4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or
something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he
asks.
3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an
earring -- now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.
2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend. And the number one thing you'll never hear a Dad say...
1. Father's Day? aahh -- don't worry about that --it's no big
deal. (Okay, they might say it, but they don't mean it. :)
Click on the popcorn machine to see
MOM!
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