"Carpe Noctem" Quotes

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Angel Quotes l Cordelia Quotes

Angel: Some certain friends and coworkers have accused me of being the quiet, stay at home sulking one. Some people just don’t know how to have fun anymore.

Fred: It wasn't even that awkward kind of quiet, you know that awkward kind of quiet?
(silence)
Wes: No, that’s never happened to me.

Cordy: She’s got the big puppy love. I mean, who wouldn’t? You’re handsome, and brave, and heroic, emotionally stunted, erratic, prone to turning evil, and let’s face it, a unic.
Angel: Hey, how can you - I’m not a unic!
Cordy: Angel, it’s just a figure of speech.
Angel: Find a better one.

Cordy: Get in, I’ll take you back to the hotel.
Marcus as Angel: You and me. Going back to the hotel. Nice.

Marcus as Angel: Romance with Fred? So, I’m uh . . . (looks at clothes) - obviously.

Cordy: Why are you eating?
Marcus as Angel: Uh, I’m hungry.
(the situational irony of all this stuff is just funny, like when he hits a guy and realizes how strong he is - "nice!!" Anyway...)

Angel: You know why you have a weak heart, Marcus? Because you never use it.