"Fredless" Quotes
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Fred: So - now that she's alive again, are they gonna get back together? Angel and that girl with the goofy name?
Wes: Well - Fred - that's a difficult question.
Cordy: Let me break it down for you, Fred. (pretends to be Buffy)Oh - Angel! I know that I'm a Slayer and you a vampire - and it would be impossible for us to be together - but!
Wes: But! (pulls off glasses, pretends to be Angel) My gypsy curse sometimes prevent me from seeing the truth. Oh, Buffy!
Cordy: Yes, Angel?
Wes: Oh, I love you so much I almost forgot to brood!
Cordy: And just because I sent you to hell that one time doesn't mean that we can't just be friends. (grabs her) Oh!
Wes: Or possibly more.
Cordy: Gasp! No! We mustn't.
Wes: Kiss me.
Cordy: Bite me! (Wes pretends to sink his fangs into her neck)
Angel: (walking in) How about you both bite me?
Wes: She's fine and - out at the moment - with one of our associates.
Cordy: Who is not an evil fiend - or a vampire - because they don't exist. In case you aren't familiar with our LA gumshoe detective slang.
Roger: We hired the private eye.
Gunn: And he tracked her down through an un-addressed envelope? We could do that.
Angel: Wait til you guys hear what happened at Haagen Dazs! Ordinarily these things don't put up much of a fight, but this one? Hoo! I think I'm gonna have it...(walks in, carrying Durslar's head) ...mounted. Hello.
Cordy: Angel. you're - alone. And you brought . . . a prop! From your movie! This is Angel. Angel makes monster movies. Angel, these are Fred's very normal parents. (Angel puts the head behind his back)
Angel: Ah. - Fred has parents.
Cordy: Fred can barely tie her shoes without Mr. 'oh, you're my big, fat hero!' around.
Angel: You think I'm fat?
Angel: Where would Fred go?
Gunn: We could hit all the local taco stands. (Everyone looks at him) Joke! - Kind of.
Angel: Come on, guys, think! What do we know about Fred?
Gunn: Well, I knew about the tacos.
Fred: I was five years and so lost and, and at night I would... I was all by myself and you weren't there! (starts to cry)
Roger: Fred, I don't understand.
Fred: I got lost. I got lost, and they did terrible things to me, but, but it was just a storybook. It was just a story with monsters, not real. Not in the world but - but if you're here and you see me then - then it's real! And it did happen. If you see what they made of me . . . I - I didn't mean to get so lost!
Trish: (also crying) Oh, honey, it doesn't matter what they did to you. (Embraces her daughter)
Fred: Mommy.
Trish: Oh, we're gonna make it all right.
Fred: I'm sorry. I'm so sorry I got so lost.
Angel: Are you gonna remember everything that's up there?
Fred: Well, sure. It's a story. (They both look at the walls) Once upon a time, there was a girl who lived all alone in a horrible cave, so far from home it made her chest hurt. And every day in that horrible cave, the girl tried to figure out a way to escape. None of her plans ever succeeded, of course, and she'd almost given up hopin' - when one day, just like in a fairy tale, a handsome man rode up on a horse and saved her, and took her back to his castle. Now you'd think that was the end, wouldn'tcha? Dumb old fairy tales and their happily ever afters. But see, the minute they got back to the castle, the handsome man went away again. And even though she didn't mean to, - didn't want to - high up in that castle the girl just built herself another cave. Hoping he would save her again. But you can't save me this time. - Can you?
