"Dad" Quotes
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Gunn: There's blood over here.
Wes: Not to mention some bastard blown a gaping hole in the lift.
Angel: Sorry. My bastard.
Wes: Oh. Well - not like we ever use it.
Angel: (the baby starts to cry) What? What did I do?
Cordy: You don't have a woman's touch - whatever your taste in clothing may indicate.
Wes: Angel, we could use your help when you're finished - changing the baby - who is being changed on my desk.
Angel: Sorry. I needed the space.
Wes: Of course. And seeing as you once nearly had sex on my desk I shouldn't be surprised that now there is a baby on it.
Angel: Hey! First of all that wasn't me, that was some guy who switched bodies with me. And second of all (Covers baby's ears, and drops his voice to a whisper) can we keep the S E X talk away from the baby?
Wes: Do you need help?
Angel: Ah, no, Wes. I know how to change a diaper - a normal one with pins. It's these newfangled fasteners.
Angel: Alright, so we got a list. All we have to do is erase everyone on it.
Fred: (picks up a dry eraser) I can do that for you.
Cordy: Ah, Fred...
Fred: What? Oh, you meant erase in a squish and kill violent kind of way. I'll just put that back.
Angel: I was up all night watching him.
Cordy: You know, if you'd let us take shifts we could . . .
Angel: No, I wasn't watching him like that, I was just . . . watching him. (Cordy smiles) He looks a little bit like me, don't you think?
Cordy: We're going outside, where your son is gonna wanna go play. Where you have to rush him to the hospital if he gets sick in the daytime. But I see your point. You can't go outside during the day like other parents because - you're a vampire. And even if you weren't, you can't do everything for him.
Cordy: So you're just gonna leave? Run away?
Gunn: Why not? That's what he's good at. Sure you don't wanna fire us first? A little icing on the cake while you leave us here to do the fighting?
Angel: Wesley, stall them if you can.
Cordy: I'm sure tripping over our dead bodies will slow them down.
Lilliad: Where is the child?
Wes: Upstairs, room three-one-two, why don't you go and get him? Oh, wait. I have a better idea. (the flame-thrower, LOL)
Angel: The part that scares me - is all the questions. Why is the sky blue? Why do people get sick? Why is there always pigs' blood in the fridge? I don't have all the answers. Well, I do to that last one.
Angel: (slices Linwood across the cheek) My son has a tiny scratch on his cheek, and now, by extraordinary coincidence so do you. I'm holding you personally responsible for anything that happens to him whether it's your fault or not. Cold, sunburn, scratched knee, what ever happens to him, happens to you, and then some. For not only are you not coming after him, you gonna make sure that he lives a long, healthy life. You just became his godfather, understand?
