"Birthday" Quotes
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Fred: Didja make a wish?
Cordy: Sure did. (looks around) But I'm guessing John Cusack's a little busy.
Angel: Cordy? I know you can't hear me, but... there's something I have to say. You really piss me off, you know that? I thought we trusted each other, but you've been lying -- MRI's, CAT scans; it's been going on for over a year.
Why couldn't you let me in? I could've helped you. You make me so furious.
Cordy: You're... you're death, aren't you? You've come to take me...
Skip: (evil voice)...down to the fiery pits of hell,where you'll roast for all eternity in neverending anguish and torturous pain. MWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(beat, normal voice) Kidding. I'm Skip.
Skip: Nothing, really, it's just... most people who go astral, their spiritual shapes tend to be idealized versions of themselves. You know.
Straighten the nose, lose the gray -- kind of a self-esteem thing.
(looks down, up) You're pretty confident, aren't you?
Skip: Actually, this is more a construct of a mall. Like in "The Matrix".
Cordy: (incredulous) You're seen "The Matrix"?
Skip: I love that flick. When Trinity's all, "Dodge this" and the agent just crumples to the and I'm not really instilling any awe anymore, am I?
Angel: You're killing her. She's unconscious and alone and who knows if she's in pain...
Voices: It is angry. It is afraid.
Angel: I'm more afraid of her dying than she is? What is that?
Voices: Love.
Cordy: I want something... Hypo something...
Nevin: Josh, let's get a large tub of ice water to Ms. Chase's dressing room
pronto.
Cordy: No, that's not it.
Nevin: Canceling ice water.
Cordy: Hyper... hyperbaric.
Nevin: Josh, let's make that an oxygen tent.
Cordy: That's not right.
Nevin: Canceling tent.
Gunn: So is it true you and Wes were... you know? That you had a little...?
Cordy: ...humiliating kiss where he drooled all over my chin? Yeah. Though I've worked really hard to repress it.
Wes: Right. As much as I'm enjoying this forced death march down Memory Lane --
Gunn: Yo, what is it with you Sunnydale folks and repression? You three are just about the denyin'-est people I have ever met.
Cordy: Sure, it was fair, but it wasn't me. Think about it. I had everything I ever dreamed about, and all it did was lead me back here. Back to Angel and the guys. - How do you explain that? This is the life I'm supposed to live.
Skip: We've been over this. I respect what you're trying to do here. It's
noble, and heroic, and all that other Russell-Crow-"Gladiator" crap -
Cordy: You've seen -?
Skip: Didn't love it.
Skip: The only way you can keep the visions... is by becoming part-demon. The process isn't easy -- it'll make your vision-pain feel like a stroll through CandyLand. And even after the agony subsides, the effects of the transformation would be numerous and unpredictable. You may never be able to lead a human life again.
Cordy: (takes a moment, looks at Angel, Wes and Gunn) So demonize me already.
