"In The Dark" Quotes
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Angelgirl's quick comments: Oz's glasses . . . so lovable. He was such a good choice for a crossover. And the way Angel sidesteps the sun in Rachel's apartment - absolutely adorable. (*sigh*)
Spike: (narrarating Angel's conversation with Rachel from above)
"How can I thank you, you mysterious, black-clad hunk of a night thing?"
"No need, little lady. Your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a bad-ass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me. And now I'm just a BIG fluffy puppy with bad teeth." (Angel backs away from the girl) "No, not the hair. Never the hair."
"But there must be some way that I can show my appreciation."
"No. Helping those in need's my job. And working up a load of sexual tension and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough."
"I understand. I have a nephew who's gay, so . . ."
"Say no more! Evil's still afoot. And I'm almost out of that nancy-boy hair gel I like so much. Quickly, to the Angelmobile. Away!"
Cordelia: Ok, we have serious catching up to do. How’s everything? How’s the Bronze?
Oz: The same.
Cordelia: And the gang?
Oz: They’re good.
Cordelia: Good, good. Good.
Oz: We done?
Cordelia: Completely.
Cordelia: Oh, this is Doyle. He uh, air quote, “works here”.
Doyle: (about Angel) Yeah, he’s the detective.
Oz: Does he have a hat, and gun?
Cordelia: Just fangs.
Oz: Well, that works.
Oz: (about Buffy) She’s -
Cordelia: What? Still the brave little slayer, or is she moping around in the dark like . . . nobody around here.
Doyle: Why don’t you put it on, and, here, I’ll stake you? It’ll be fun.
Doyle: No, I absolutely paid that back, man. Hey, no, sorry, there goes my other line, gotta g- (hangs up). (To Cordelia) He was mistaken, but I didn’t have time to get into it, right?
Angel: You’re an idiot, Spike.
Spike: You think so? Cause I’m not the one chained to the ceiling with hot pokers sticking out of my sides.
Angel: You hired a vampire. What do you think he’s going to do with the ring when he finds it, huh? Hand it over to you?
(Words of wisdom which Spike REALLY should have listen to. Ah well, burns to him, right?)
Spike: (replying to Angel's comment above): Oh, good Lord! Why didn't I think of . . . Oh, wait half a mo',
I did!
Spike: (about Buffy) She is cute when she’s hurting, isn’t she?
Angel: She’s cuter when she’s kicking your ass.
Cordelia: We need to get him to a hospital.
Oz: I here you, but which one? They all tend to specialize in humans.
Oz: You’re . . . incrediably pale.
Angel: I don’t know about you, but I had a nice day. You know, except for the bulk of it where I was nearly tortured to death.
Angel: Oh, god, and I was this close to telling him everything. I think one more hot poker, I was giving him the ring, your mom, everything. How is your mom?
