"Lonely Hearts" Quotes
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Doyle: Hey, you know, maybe we should go over this thing again of you getting out in the world and involving yourself with people. It’s Friday night. It’s the most social night of the week! A couple of lookers like us should be out there enjoying the nightlife. Not sitting here in the dark like some kind of . . .
Angel: Some kind of vampire?
Doyle: Well, yeah. I was going to say Slacker, but, yeah, to you, Mr. Obvious.
Cordelia: Hi, if you're in trouble, call this number, we can help. Hi! Being harassed by someone or something? Dial us up, day or night. Hi! You look troubled. Or, is that just your lazy eye? Anyway, call us. (whispers) We're very discreet.
Angel: Seriously, I wasn't hitting on you . . .
Kate: It's either this, or sit alone at home in the dark.
Angel: Wouldn't want that.
Guy: (about Doyle and Cordy) Turns out, she's a hooker and her pimp here is giving me a hard time.
Doyle: Everyone just simmer down here, okay? Violence isn’t going to solve a thing here. (head-buts the guy) On the other hand, it is kind of festive.
("Simmer down, now", Angelgirl repeats to herself and smiles. Thankyou, SNL, for making this quote funnier on another level.)
Angel: I’m just asking you not to go in there.
Kate: And where are you going?
Angel: (pauses) In there.
Kate: Well, I’ll tell you what. I can go wherever I want and uh, - you can go to hell.
Angel: Been there, done that.
Kate: You’re telling me you’re an investigator?
Angel: More or less.
Kate: Where's your license?
Angel: That’s the less part
Angel: Meet me at the bar at 7:00.
Kate: Sure, that's actually on my "To Do" list this week - walk into serial killer's trap.
Bartender: Hey would you like a drink or something? Because I’m like the bartender here.
(*Angelgirl laughs at the desperatness of this comment)
Angel: I know you guys have been working hard, I mean, cooped up inside a lot, and to show my appreciation, I was thinking. The night being, you know, young and all, that the three of us coul, well, should, maybe go out . . . you know . . . for fun.
Cordelia: Or, we could go home.
Doyle: And you could sit in the dark alone.
Angel: God, yes. Thankyou.
