Crazy Libs! (They're CUH-RAY-ZEE!)

I've decided to help you, the user, out by writing you a Crazy Lib school absence excuse. Just click on the [Go Nuts!] button and print out your excuse!

Dear Principal :

I can't make it to school for the next because I have come down with a case of . Until it is over, I have to stay home so that I can all the time. My recommends that I for the that I'll be out. My also claims that I'm only the person ever to have this condition. So far, it's looking very for me. I hope you will all keep me . Well, I have to go now. Not only am I afflicted with , but my being by .

P.S., If I don't make it through this, please give my .

Thanks,