HOLD UP! BEFORE YOU GO ANY FURTHER, I'D LIKE TO LAY DOWN LAW FOR THE GUESTBOOK! Hey, if you're signing the guestbook, put your website in the "What's your website" section even if I have been there. Also, if you did say Helga, skip that question! And last, a beagle is a dog which is very nice to have around the house. Popular Beagles: Shiloh, Snoopy (Although he did not look like a beagle.) and Rusty. That's all. Back to the important stuff.

This web site was designed to pay tribute to the co-star character of Nickelodeon’s cartoon ‘Hey Arnold!’, Helga G. Pataki. I plan on putting some stuff on this web site; I.E.: pictures, fan fiction I’ve written, and more amazing junk like that. Why Helga? Why not? I can relate with her; the being overlooked, misunderstood, hiding in secrecy from displaying true emotion for her fixation with the opposite sex.

Wait a minute, what?

Anyway, I will continue to add on to this web site (Although this dialogue will probably be here forever. I’m lazy like that.) and fill it with more stuff for you people to sink your teeth into.

Well, here what we have so far: