Sayings for Craft Projects

• Snowmen fall from Heaven one piece at a time
• Snowmen are the closest thing to a perfect man- they're cute, they're well-rounded, and they know what to do with a broom!
• A snowman's prayer- Please freeze! Amen.
• Will work for freezer space
• Got snow?
• I love you SNOW MUCH!
• North Pole or Bust!
• Snowmen are a little flakey!

• Catch me if you can
• The Perfect Man: He's cute, he's sweet, and he doesn't get upset when you bite his head off!
• A little sugar, a lot of spice, A woman shaped him, oh so nice. He's made of bread and golden tan- The closest thing to a perfect man!

• Have a holly jolly Christmas
• I believe in Santa!
• Jolly fat men welcome here!

• Guardian angel watch over me today, and take care of me during Y2K

• Over what hill? Where? When? I don't remember any hill.
• Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
• These are the metalic years: silver in my hair, gold in my teeth, and lead in my butt.
• First you crawl, then you stoop, getting old is pigeon poop!

• Bless my weeds!
• Never enough Thyme
• Between these weeds, my flowers grow
• Weed 'em and reap
• Old gardeners never die, they just spade away
• I don't remember planting this!
• Just another day at the "plant"
• Garden of Weedin'
• Gardeners know all the dirt
• So many seeds, so little time
• Weeds for sale... Pick your own!
• Only God can make a tree, but I'm in charge of seeds and weeds
• The earth laughs in flowers
• Live each day as if it were your last, but garden as though you will live forever

• It's not really an empty nest until all of their stuff is out of the basement
• Motherhood is not for wimps!
• Cleaning the house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling snow when it hasn't stopped snowing!
• Home is where we share and love and grow
• Be kind to your children...they pick the nursing home
• Forget the dog. Beware of the kids!
• Grandparents- so simple even a child can operate
• I love to give homemade gifts. Which kid do you want?
• By the time your children are easy to live with, they're living with someone else
• A lot of children are spoiled because you can't spank Grandma!
• Lord, give me the patience to endure my blessings
• I may not be rich, but my grandchildren are jewels

• Bless this mess
• Housework makes you ugly
• If you come to visit, welcome! (But please don't write in the dust)
• Dust is just a country accent
• I was born to have a maid, not be one
• I'm creative. You can't expect me to be neat too!
• This house protected by a coat of dust
• Help wanted. Everyone in this house qualifies
• Welcome to my laundry room-Featuring all the latest dirt
• Organized people are just too lazy to hunt for things
• Notice: Due to illness, this kitchen is closed. I'm sick of cooking!
• Messy houses are happy houses. Mine is delerious!
• Please excuse the mess- we want you to feel at home.
• If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen

• Living would be much easier if men were as patient at home as they are when fishing
• Work is for people who don't fish
• If you're too busy to go fishing, you're just too busy!

• Teacher's motto: If all else fails, pray for a fire drill
• A teacher sees tomorrow in a child's eyes

• Dear Lord, if you can't make me skinny, please make my friends fat
• Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges!
• Age is only a number, and mine is unlisted
• Life without chocolate has no meaning!
• Any day above ground is a good day
• I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it
• It's not nagging when I'm right!
• Don't rush me- I'm waiting for the last minute
• Any woman looking for a husband has obviously never had one
• If at first you don't succeed, try your wife's way
• If you're smoking in here, you'd better be on fire

• Expect angels
• Miracles happen
• It takes a little rain to make a rainbow
• I believe in angels!
• With every little baby's birth, God sends His love and joy to earth

This page last updated 11/08/99