Forwaith Times
May 13-19 , 2002
Local News
Carmike Cinemas 30 Blown Up!!!
Just two months after the Hindu Center of New York was blown into pieces, another attack occurred that rocked the city of Forwaith. The Carmike Cinemas 30, which was hosting a huge crowd, mostly watching the opening Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones. An estimated 567 people were killed in the bombing leaving 1003 injured. The source of the attack is unknown at this time, but a bomb is expected to have been the source of the attack. Authorities are letting out very little information on other knowledge of the attack. Investigators are looking into the matter to the fullest and are setting out a warning to the City on future attacks. “We are going to get these muck-racking piss cutters if it’s the last thing we ever do,” yelled local Grom Rodrigu.
-Robert King, Forwaith Times
NFL Star, Hamilton, Found Dead
Professional Football Star, Keith Hamilton of the New York Giants was found dead outside the back of the ABC Store just this past Saturday. It was reported by the store owner that Hamilton was in a drunken state and that they saw him pick a fight with a man out in the parking lot. The man and Hamilton took off behind the building. The store owner, Miles Johnson called the authorities, but by the time they got there, Hamilton was dead. Rumors have it his head was severed from his body. Authorities are leaning away from thinking that the killing had to do with the serial killings of several other locals because of the report that the assasin was not the instigator of the conflict. Hamilton has spent 10 full seasons with the New York Giants with a career 61.5 sacks and 152 NFL games under his belt. He will be missed by the New York Giants.
-Johnson Tayler, Forwaith Times
Serial Killings Break Lose in Forwaith
The bodies of four locals have been found in Forwaith, recently. All with one thing in common. Their heads were cut clean off of their body. This is not including NFL Star, Keith Hamilton. The body of Amwar Sancee, also known as the man whom attacked Movie Star Arnold Schwarzenegger in his performance of “King Lear,” was found this past week with his head removed. Along with him, Azyla and Yusola Mohasef, a married couple were found buried just outside of Orthanc tower, each with their heads cut off. Also another victim, John Bodreaux was found near an abandoned train station in the city. Three of the victims, Bodreaux, Sancee and Hamilton were all found dead lying near swords. Investigators think them to be decoys. The victim’s blood was not found on any of them. The city will grieve the loss of these fine citizens.
-Linda Brown, Forwaith Times
Egyptian Political Leader Assasinated
Egyptian Political leader, Awadallah, Ahmed Al Sabahi was found dead in his home just last Thursday. He was one of the more powerful leaders and had planned on making a huge change in Egypt which would have loosened up several billion dollars worth of tax money. He was shot in the head from an unknown shooter outside of his house at approxmiately 12:06 AM Friday morning. It is suspected that an assasin, most likely using a sniper rifle was the killer. Whom the assailant could be is unknown at the time.
-Kendell Jackson, Forwaith Times
Entertainment
Tom Cruise to Sign Autographs at Legolas Towne Centre
It is said that Tom Cruise has come into town to visit an old friend and has agreed to sign autographs at the Legolas Towne Centre on Thursday September 12, 2002. It is also rumored that current love interest, Penelope Cruz might be there as well to sign autographs and meet with fans. “I just want to give back to the fans all the great things that I have received. In truth, its all about entertainment and we are there to service the people. We make a living at it and Penelope and myself are wanting to meet with some fans and we want to see if we can pull more fans out than Alexander Hamilton and Sean Connery did!” Cruise laughs. This should be an entertaining afternoon.
-Leslie Jones, Forwaith Times
Chris Rock at the Apollo
Comedian Chris Rock will be performing at the Apollo on Friday, September 13th. It has been said that performing at the Apollo has been one of the childhood dreams of Rock, who says that this performance is going to be nothing but special. Many big named stars are scheduled to make appearances such as Denzel Washington, Julia Roberts and possibly Tom Cruise. This is a show that has been given high marks across the country as one of the funniest shows in town. You can’t miss it. Tickets still available.
-Blake Harris, Forwaith Times
Weezer to Rock Forwaith
Pop band, Weezer is set to make an appearance at Madison Square Gardens to perform hits from their latest album, Maldroit, as well as hits from their previous albums, their selftitled album known as “the Green Album,” as well as “Pinkerton” and their first self titled album known as “the Blue Album.” Tickets are a low $20. Opening act will include Jimmy Eat World. The show will be Saturday, September 14th. Tickets still available.
That’s the news for this week, tune in next week to see what else happens in this crazy city!
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