NEW
AGE IS like
the religion we hippies believe in, I think. I haven't been a hippie for
so long, so I'm not so sure, but it is full of MAGICAL MYSTERIES, my
friend and can give you powers! MAGICAL ENERGY powers, even!!! They're
like specialized hippie-senses, and really
skilled New Agers can do everything from cast 10:th level spells to
levitate, but I have only just recently begun and am currently on level 1
or 2, I think. My best New Age -spell so far is the "detect
cheese" -one, which is really lame I know, but better than nothing!
Here's the pentagram I drew up just
before the walls started bleeding and
THE VOICES begun!!!
ONE OF THE MOST important
aspects of New Age is the crystals. They have the dolphin's UFO's inside
of them, and are made of their auras, mindfulness and pranic attuning
vedic. And also energies, I think. It is from these crystals that we get
our magical powers to perform miracles but I have never figured out how to
get the powers out. Me and my buddy, Hippie Karl, tried ear-candling a
crystal once, but the smell was no good and then there were insects on the
walls and stuff.
Oculos
habent, et non videbunt.
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The dove is generally considered the symbol of the
New Age movement. Or maybe it's
the dolphinrainbow. Either or, I guess.
I WISH I KNEW more about new age. I remember that one time I stole
Janice's (aka. Evenyng Dragyn Starr's) wiccan spellbook and tried to
summon a level 8 mother goddess genie to do my bidding, but instead the
walls started bleeding and Janice had to come running to save me using her
magical mystery wiccan grrl power that she gets from the pictures of naked
women that were hidden inside the spellbook I guess. YOU GO JANICE!!!! YOU
GO GRRRL!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRL POOOOOOOWEEERRR!!!
New
Age - making life more beautiful.
I HOPE THAT I one day can be a full-fledged New Age archmage,
channeling my dolphin rainbow pleiades for the good of all mankind. But
until then, I am quite content to smoke it's crystals in peace and watch
others advance on the magical ladder in my stead. New Age is MUCH more
important for our future than that fake "science" that is made
up by NASA (THE DEVIL!!!), and all the h8ers should learn to
understand this! 'Cause it's only through being hippies, thinking positive
thoughts and believing in New Age that we can truly see what's going on in
this world and do something about it, dig?
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