Welcome to Hoax Industries -
Makers of the ENOON-car

Whats this page really about  ?

I found this page and I have no clue what you are talking about.

Well, there are people on this planet which claim that they have found the “answer”. Usually the have some sort of  “device” which is able to produce power without the need of fuel.

Sounds nice, doesn’t it ?
The final answer  to the energy crisis.

Unfortunately every time the have to proof their “invention”, something goes wrong. (Sometimes the “inventor” just disappears together with the investor money.)

In other cases they just test the device in their own backyard, but they never release it to the public because of some sort of  Government conspiracy. Scaaaary.

Im into that for years now and have to admit, I was a half-believer.( Sure, X-Files was my favourite TV-Show.)
But after a while I noticed that NEVER EVER one of this marvelous devices was really presented to the public.
(But the “inventors” always claim, that their “device” really works)
 

Top 10+ “inventors” reasons I have seen so far to make their “device” non-public:

1. Gouvernment conspiracy  (my favourite)

2. Oil-industry conspiracy  (old, but still used )

3. Fear of “inventors” that idea will be stolen. (The best one. Sounds logical first, but:  Imagine, you have this “device” in your basement. Just show it to the public and state that you are the inventor. LOL. You will make billions in TV-Shows, a book about your favourite pizza recipies, TV-Spots for viagra -etc,etc..Believe me: It gets boring when the 1000st  Road/Square/Town/Country will be named after you.)
(WE are lucky that Edison was not thinking that way...
My Lightbulb ! I have to keep that secret ! THEY will steal it! MY PRECIOUS!Weee.)

4, Unknown reason (“inventor” just “disappears”)

5. Pat. pending (boring,used sometimes)

6. Investor wanted! (Sure, they are not selling it to everyone, usually it takes forever to find a company which is willing to sponsor it... - often used as well.)

7.Device works, but needs more testing (boooring...)

9.”Inventor” thinks, mankind is not ready for unlimited energy. (A nice one-)

10. all/some of the reasons above.

11. --->THIS was new to me! (The reason why this page was created)
“Inventor” announces that a car, powered only by the “device” will  be shown AND driven in public. AMAZING!
My first thougt was : Oh, tested in public... thats brave..
It’s quite hard to create something spectacular in public. I was thinking of a bunch of “Agents” arriving on szene, kidnapping the “inventor” and the car using black helicopters without markings.
 But instead- the test was cancelled after a couple of minutes due to a broken bearing.( the “inventor” was using a 20 years old car to install the biggest invention in history.)
LOL. Too easy. Thats my new all-times favourite. What a blast.
 

Shortly afterwards I started to create this webpage. My goal is to keep up with the “inventors”.  Thats not the first page I have created, the first one was : Lark Inc. , which was maybe made a little bit too serious. ( Dr.Lark wrote a book about Goron his mentor from Planet Godot/is member of the weird scientists board/and the “theory of operation” is just a lot of blabla,made with copy and paste from some university-webpages)
Note: I had an email address on the original   Lark Inc. page and people started to order books from that page-even “Goron the mentor” ! I was so shocked that I took it offline after a couple of days. Now its back-up again, with some stuff removed.

Anyway, Hoaxindustries is now in operation. I’ll  keep up with new “inventions”. Read all about it here at Hoax Industries ! Just check out the new Frooons Electronics page for updates!

So much to do - and so little time.

There is, of course no Hoax Industries (at least not on our planet, but who knows?)

This page is certainly ment as a parodie.

If you think, this page means YOU, feel free to show me your technology.
If it really works, I’ll apologize.(more than that, I’ll build a 10 meters high
Statue of you in my front yard). I promise by the beard of gonzo the great.. If you feel the need to contact me, “THE CREATOR”, use the guestbook and use a real email address.