Movie Reviews

Movies exist for only one reason. To be reviewed. By ME. So read my magnificent reviews and finally realize the true meaning of summer. Or some hokey shit like that.

Cube (1997) - 4.3/10
The Manchurian Candidate (1962) - 7.7/10
The Muppet Movie (1979) - 7.8/10
*NEW* The Ring Two (2005) - -3.12153/10
The Time Machine (2002) - 0.5/10
The Village (2004) - 7.5/10

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