Everyone's been saved from isolation and imminent doom from past eras, except for Britanny and Brianna. Now, the crew of Ninja High School and Gold Digger go to save them and kick Dr. Peachbody's doggie bee-hind.
While deciphering the best way to get to Brit and Bri, the gang suddenly gets attacked by Peachbody and Benji. Mayhem ensues with the crew travelling to pre-Ice Age Egypt to stop the sphynx and end this time warp deadliness.
Meanwhile (back in the earliest of eras), Brit notices that El Dorado, the homeland of her fiancé Stryyp'gia, is under attack by the Atlanteans. She is intent on stopping El Dorado from certain destruction. (Remember, this is the past, and it's history of being destroyed is common knowledge... sort of.)
Brianna realizes that Brit is attempting to alter the course of history, and tries to stop her. No luck. Things happen, and El Dorado falls.
Back in pre-Ice Age Egypt, however, the gang is physically attacked by Benji. Although he holds his own against them, Peachbody tells Benji to "remove" his inhibitor. Benji becomes a mean master-vulture (a shoddy dub of a swear-word heard in the T.V. version of Rambo III, thanks CITY-TV.) He starts kickin' good-guy butt, but Mita realizes how to end ALL of this, and ventures forth into the future (circa 1986 Norfolk, Virginia) to have Peachbody's ancestor fixed. Peachbody leaves for there, too.
The gang picks up the frustrated Diggers in the past, but the pair notice Gina's port-a-nuke. Hurling it at the advancing Atlantis city-ship, it explodes making the Atlanteans retreat. All are happy. All go to kick doggy butt in the Time Warp conclusion...
Wow. Once again, a mass battle happens. You can tell that Mr. Perry is a fighting game fanatic, because a lot of his manoevers come directly from Tekken and Street Fighter II.
The cover is well done, although it looks like a piece of colored artwork given out at conventions. I'm so glad that his covers get better by issue #36.
Inside, the artwork is great. Phenomenal. Does this man ever miss? Fred Perry is as close to a god-like status figure as I've ever seen in comic book history! He's that good!
The only drawback that I can think of in this book is that without any of the other issues to draw upon, this one issue doesn't make much sense. (I guess that's the main reason why I'm writing these reviews out... so that anyone can catch up on what issue does what.)
(out of four.)
Dolemite - from the cult movie "Dolemite"
Diet RNC Cola - Yuck! A bad soda. Almost as bad as a warm Diet Coca-Cola
Bill Gates - owner of Microsoft, multi-billionaire
The Rosey Hill Puppy Farm - where Snoopy was born, I believe..
Asrial's "Gotcha" move - from Tekken 2, Jun's counterattack
Ryan's FWOOSH attack - from Street Fighter II, Guile's Sonic Boom
"Har! Har! It is to laugh!" - Daffy Duck
1986: Norfolk, Virginia - some era in Fred Perry's past, I believe...
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