Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear.

Ngo^n Ngu*~ Loa`i Hoa

Hoa Ca^?m Chu*o*'ng-- Ti`nh ba.n.
Hoa Cu'c Tra('ng- - Nga^y tho* va` duye^n da'ng
Hoa Cu'c Ti'm(tha.ch tha?o)-- No^~i lu*u luye^'n khi chia tay.
Hoa Cu'c Va`ng-- Lo`ng ki'nh ye^u quy' me^'n, no^~i ha^n hoan
Hoa Dinh Tu*?(ma`u lu*?a)--Ca`ng nga`y anh ca`ng ye^u em
Hoa Dinh Tu*?(do? sa^~m)--Lo`ng anh kho^ng bao gio*` thay do^?i
Hoa Do^`ng Tha?o--Ti'nh khie^m nhu*o*`ng
Hoa Do^`ng Tie^`n--Nie^`m tin cu?a em da~ da.t du*o*.c
Hoa Forgetmenot-- Xin du*`ng que^n em
Hoa Hue^.--Su*. trong sa.ch va` thanh cao

Hoa Hu*o*'ng Du*o*ng--Nie^`m tin va` hy vo.ng
Hoa Ha?i Du*o*`ng--Ne^n giu*~ ti`nh ba.n tha^n ma^.t thi` ho*n
Hoa Ho^`ng--The^? hie^.n ti`nh ye^u ba^'t die^.t
Hoa Ho^`ng Ba.ch--Em nga^y tho* duye^n da'ng va` di.u da`ng
Hoa Ho^`ng Nhung---Ti`nh ye^u say da('m va` no^`ng nhie^.t
Hoa Ho^`ng Va`ng---Mo^.t ti`nh ye^u kie^u sa va` ru*.c ro*~
Hoa Ho^`ng Do?--Mo^.t ti`nh ye^u ma~nh lie^.t da^.m da`
Hoa Ho^`ng Pha^'n--Su*. tri`u me^'n cu?a em theo bu*o*'c cha^n anh.
Hoa Ho^`ng Ti? Muo^.i--Khi du*o*.c ta(.ng,
ne^'u la` ba.n trai thi` ca^`n hie^?u ra(`ng: Ba.n la` mo^.t du*'a em ngoan.

Hoa Inmortel--No^~i dau kho^? kho' nguo^i
Hoa Kim Nga^n--Lo`ng trung tha`nh
Hoa Lan--Bao gio*` em cu~ng tha`nh tha^.t vo*'i anh
Hoa Lay O*n--Nhu*~ng cuo^.c ho.p vui ve? va` lo*`i he.n cho nga`y mai
Hoa Lu*u Ly-- Anh muo^'n hoa`n toa`n la` cu?a em
Hoa La`i-- Ti`nh ba.n nga't hu*o*ng
Hoa Ly--Ti`nh ye^u thanh cao va` trong sa.ch
Hoa Mai, Hoa Da`o--Mo^.t mu`a xua^n tra`n tre^` u*o*'c mo* va` hy vo.ng
Hoa Mimosa--Ti`nh ye^u mo*'i cho*'m no*?
Hoa Ma`o Ga`--Kho^ng co' die^`u gi` la`m anh cha'n ca?

Hoa Nga^n Hu*o*ng Va`ng--To^i da~ co' cho^`ng ha~y tha thu*'
Hoa Phu` Dung--Ho^`ng nhan ba.c pha^.n
Hoa Phu` Dung--Cho'ng phai, kho^ng be^`n
Hoa Quy`nh--Su*. thanh khie^'t
Hoa Sen Ho^`ng--Ha^n hoan, tu*o*i vui
Hoa Sen Tra('ng--Cung ki'nh, to^n nghie^m
Hoa Sen--Lo`ng do^. lu*o*.ng va` tu*` bi ba'c a'i
Hoa So*n Tra`--Anh ne^n de` da(.t mo^.t chu't
Hoa Thu?y Tie^n--Kie^u ca(ng va` i'ch ky?
Hoa Thu?y Tie^n--Vu*o*ng gia?, thanh cao, kie^u ha~nh

Hoa Thu*o*.c Du*o*.c--Su*. di.u da`ng va` ne't tha^`m ki'n
Hoa Tra` Mi--Kie^u ha~nh, coi thu*o*`ng ti`nh ye^u
Hoa Tra`--Mong manh su*o*ng kho'i
Hoa Tu*o*`ng Vi Ho^`ng--Anh ye^u em ma~i ma~i
Hoa Tu*o*`ng Vi Va`ng--Anh sung su*o*'ng du*o*.c ye^u em
Hoa Tu*o*`ng Vi--Su*. e a^'p ki'n da'o
Hoa Violette(Chuo^ng)--Ha~y giu*~ bi' ma^.t mo^'i ti`nh.

(Su*u Ta^`m)

The Lovers of the Heart

Article 1: Statement of Love-The Kiss

1. Kiss on the hand.... I adore you.
2. Kiss on the cheek... I just want to be friends. .
3. Kiss on the neck... I want you. .
4. Kiss on the lips... I love you. .
5. Kiss on the ears...I am just playing..
6. Kiss anywhere else... lets not get carried away..
7. Look in your eyes... kiss me. .
8. Playing with your hair... I can't live without you. .
9. Hands on your waist... I love you to much to let you go.

Article 2: The Three Steps

1. Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, kiss her.
3. Guy and Girls: Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.

Article 3: The Commandments

1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.
2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, just give one or take one.
3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.

**Remember**
A peach is a peach,
A plum is a plum,
A kiss ain't a kiss
Without some tounge,
So open up your mouth,
And close your eyes,
And give your tounge
Some exercise!

The Difference Between Men And Woman

1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
4. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot
and not try to understand her at all.

5. Married men live longer than single men
- but married men are a lot more willing to die.
6. Any married man should forget his mistakes
- there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
9. A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
10. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman
- before marriage and after m

Success:

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

The Style:

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

Money Management:

A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants.
A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item that she doesn't want.

Happiness:

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Marriage and the Future:

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Understanding Women:

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman
Before marriage and After marriage.

What a Woman Wants:

Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy.
One is to let her think she is having her own way. The other is to let her have it.

Longevity:

Married men live longer than single men,
but Married men are a lot more willing to die.

Mistakes:

Any married man should forget his mistakes
- no use for two people remembering the same thing.

The Battle:

A woman always has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Woman (Oh God!!!)

If you kiss her, you are not a gentlemen
If you don't, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing
If you don't, you are not understanding
If you make romance, you are an 'experience man'
If you don't, you are half a man

If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't, she thinks you don't love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you don't like her

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says "That's a girl's way"
If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel
If she is visited by another, 'Oh! it's natural, we are girls'

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics

If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring
If she talks, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk

Oh God!! You created those creatures called "WOMAN"
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable