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Huteki! and welcome to the only official website of The Risen.
The Risen is without exaggeration, the greatest
Phantasy Star Online Clan in the world. Founded by historic figure John
Dome, The Risen has proven itself time and time again on the
battlefields of Ragol. The Risen has fought tirelessly to rid the
universe of Dark Faltz and Rappies for the past millennium.
July 16th, 2001:
Happy Bithday to Vort! A gentleman, scholar, and all
around great guy.
Yes, Vort's the only person who even contributes to this site. He's the
only one who makes an effort to email me new ideas. Vort was the only
person to look for my dog when it jumped the fence, chasing after a
rabbit. He took the time to collect pennies for UNICEF during that
tremendous heat wave last year. Vort traveled back though time and saved
everybody from the sinking Titanic. Vort invented the movable type
press, Vort signed the Declaration of Independence before anyone else,
and was so well liked that the British chose not to target him for
assassination.
But above all that, Vort's wife plays battle mode with me until 5 am on
Saturday nights. And for that, I say HUTEKI!
Head on over to the Professor's Page to
see Vort's latest article.
As a punishment to the rest of you for never adding anything to this
site, I'm keeping the horrible picture of Tidus (yes, they named him
friggin' Tidus) from Final Fantasy 10 up in the corner.
July 10th, 2001:
"I want to join The Risen"
"How can I join The Risen?"
"What is The Risen?"
"How much do you want for that bag of Red Hots?"
These are questions I hear everyday, and quite frankly I'm sick of it.
You bastards! Don't you know that you can't join The Risen? The Risen
joins you. Like a parasite. Even if you could join, why would you? Do
you even know what we do? Of course not, because we do nothing! You know
what Orb and I say to you people who want to join The Risen? This:
 
Now leave us alone!
July 7th, 2001:
I hope you like the new look. If not, too bad.
Apologies go out to the two fans of this site. I haven't updated the
site in a week because of the lure of PSO Version 2. In fact, I should
be playing right now, so I'll make this brief.
Site updates & news:
We have a new message board!
It's uncensored, so head on over there and curse your head off!
The Risen welcomes The
Lords of Ragol , the newest affiliated clan. They wanted in for some
reason. I mean it's not like we do anything.
The Fallen has been defeated! We kicked their ass so bad the whole group
fell apart! A proud Huteki salute goes out to all of you, especially
Double Agent Trigunner, who infiltrated their clan and planted the seeds
of destruction.
I will play battle mode with anyone, but only the palace stage. All the
other battle modes are a complete farce.
A new article by Professor Snarf is up.
That's all. I'm off to power level, so people will stop calling me a
slacker (even though they leave work at 2 on everyday to play PSO while
their wives cook them dinner. Shoushi...)
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