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     |  | Welcome to my Web site! Story pages.AUTHOR'S NOTE: All of my stories are my 
    intellectual property. I have posted them to share with you, the reader. You 
    will make no attempt to claim my work as your own under any circumstances. Schizophrenic "Of course 
    I didn’t believe him.  Why should I believe him?  After all, he was crazy,” 
    Bill told the reporter.  “Once he even accused me of stealing his 
    lawnmower.  Imagine that:  me stealing Jay’s lawnmower.  It’s ridiculous!”  
    Bill shook his head.  “He was my friend though.  Crazy or not.  And a good 
    bowler.  Man!  I barely ever break 200.”  Bill went on.  “Sometimes we’d go 
    fishing, Jay and me.  We’d take a little row boat and some beers and 
    sandwiches and sit on the lake all day.  Jay would tell me these stories.  
    Man!  He had a bunch of stories.  He’d tell me about how the aliens were 
    studying him.  That they spied on him and put thoughts into his brain.  Of 
    course, when his case manager came to check on him one time, I asked if Jay 
    was, ya know, ‘normal.’  She said he had schizophrenia.  I didn’t know much 
    about schizophrenia, but I went to the library and learned about it.  Jay 
    was my friend.”  Bill shrugged.  “But when he told me that the aliens were 
    wanting to take his head, I didn’t believe him.  But now, I don’t know.”  
    Bill shook his head slowly.  “I just don’t know what happened to Jay.  Or 
    where his head is!  Man.  Isn’t that something?  I sure am going to miss 
    Jay.” The 
    reporter made a brief statement regarding police involvement and further 
    investigation.  The report aired at 7 and 10 o’clock.  Nobody thought much 
    of it.  Jay was crazy, after all. After 
    several days, another neighbor phoned police saying that Bill had not been 
    seen for several days.  Fearing him dead inside his home, police kicked in 
    Bill’s door.  The living room, bathroom, and kitchen seemed fine, but the 
    rest of the house was completely empty.  The shades were drawn, the doors 
    shut, and the bedrooms and den unfurnished.  It was as if the house was only 
    used for having company, but not living in.  Police were puzzled, but did 
    not find Bill.  The garage was almost as empty as the bedrooms, containing 
    only:  a fishing pole, tackle box, bowling shoes, and a bowling ball lying 
    on the garage floor. Bill’s 
    disappearance was announced at 7 and 10 o’clock.  Nobody thought much of 
    it.  Few people knew Bill. The man 
    who had phoned in Bill’s disappearance went back inside his house.  In his 
    otherwise empty garage were two items:  a lawnmower, and a bowling bag with 
    Jay’s head inside. |