QUOTES On Life , Love , Sex .
* A Peach is a Peach , A Plum is a Plum , a Kiss aint a Kiss without a Tongue ..
* Life is liek a Dick , When it gets Hard , Fuck it .
* Life is Like a Diaper , Ful of Shit and always stuck up my yo ass .
* If u say my eyes are beautiful , its cuz they're looking at u .
* Why do u love one to hurt another ?
* Whoever said that theres plenty of Fish in the sea , was lying .
Sometimes theres only one fish .. TRUST ME .
* If i cud walk among the stars , i'd collect em all , stooping to scoop em ,
up like sea shells from the sand . I'd keep em silvery in my pocket until i saw you .
Then i'd toss em in the air all stardust spangly , so you cud make a milion wishes and i
cud see you smile .
* If loving u was wrong , then i dunt wanna be RIGHT .
* Love is like a Rosebud , it can Blossom Full or it can Die Softly .
* Dunt let a fool KISS you , dunt let a Kiss FOOL you .
* Being Without you is all a big mistake . Instead of getting any easier , it's
the most hardest thing to take .
* If you die in one hundred days , i want to die in one hundred days minus one , so i
will never have to live a day without you .
* Kiss me and u may see stars , Love me and i'll give em to u .
* The first time i saw you i was afraid to talk to u ,
The first time i talked to u , i was afraid to kiss you ,
The first time i kissed u , i was afraid to love u ,
Now that i love u , i am afraid of Loosing you .
* Hello , Just cause i am nostrically quite doesnt mean u shud vertically not
talk in a horizontal way .
* Love can pass theu one NOT by hundreds .
* Love is wat i feel , but cant define , wat i know i cant express .
* To forget u i cannot do , to forget me is up to u .
* Two in a car , two little kisses , two years later MR & MRS .
* Life is Like an ice-cream , enjoy it before it MELTS .
* Roses are red , Violets are blue , the bathroom smell is just like you .
* Roses are Red , Leaves are Green , i like your legs and the thing in between .
* Love is like Chinaware , Delicate and Expensive , when broken can be mended but the crack is always there .
* The best way to teach a girl MATHS : ADD TO A BED , SUBTRACT HER CLOTHES , DIVIDE HER LEGS AND KEEP MULTIPLYING .
* Some Love one , some love two , but i love one and that is you .
* FOR MY PARENTS : When i was a little , i thot u were the best parents ayone cud ever wish for .
I thot u taught me more than anyone else cud . i thot u loved me better than anyother parent ever loved their children .
I dint know wat i'd ever do without y'all because i love u more than i wud ever say . YOUR SON .
* I love u more today than yesterday but not as much as tomorrow .
* Avoiding the topic doesnt help it go away .
* I'd rather be disliked for who i am than liked for who i am NOT .
* If u're Horny , do unto urself as u wud want othes to do unto u .
* You always want wat u cant have , when u cant have it , u want it even more .
Once u have it , u dunt want it anymore .
* Hope is the letter arrived , delivered by the postman of my fear .
* If Women knew , if they even had the slightest idea of wat Men were thinking ,
they'd Never stop Slapping us .
* I not only love you , but i love who i am with you .
* I'd never understood why women love cats . Cats are independent , they dunt listen ,
they dunt coem in when u call , they liek to stay out all nite , and when they're home ,
they like to be left alone and sleep . In other words , every quality that women hate in a man ,
they Love in a CAT .
* Sometimes when u hold out for everything , u walk away with Nuthing .
* We dunt have time to Kill Time .
* I wud rather stand and die then have to Live and Kneel .
* Its better to love someone you cannot have than to have somone u cannot love .
* If i cud be anything in the world , i wud want to be a teardrop cuz i wud be born in ur eyes , live on ur cheeks , and die on ur lips .
* Gurls are Like stamps , u spit on em and they stick .
* Love starts with a smile , grows with a kiss , ends with a tear .
* If i had a flower for evertime i think of you , i wud walk forever in my garden .
* To have a child is like having your heart walking around outside your body .
* Love is a Ticklish feeling around the heart you cant Scratch .
* When women are depressed , they either go eat or shopping .
Men invade another country . It's a whole different way of thinking .
* You dunt love someone you can live with , you love someone you cannot live without .
* My gurlfrend told me i shud be more affectionate , so i got 2 gurlfrends .
* A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it cuz the thief was spending
less than his wife did .
* Remember that a gurl has sex to feel love and a guy gives love to feel sex .
* To the world u may be one person , but to one person u may be the world .
* I dunt love u cuz i need u , i need u cuz i love you .
* Love is like a rope , it has a beginning and an end , it twists and binds in the middle .
* I had the best mind in the whole world BUT EduCaTion ruined it .
* Every day without u is like a book without pages .
* Love is to have Sex , Sex is Evil , Evil is Sin , solets begin , 3 hours of pleasure ,
9 months of pain , 2 hours in the hospital and a baby to name , father a bastard , mothers a whore ,
none of this wud have happened if the rubber wudnt have tore .
* I love u not for wat i want u to be but for wat u are .
I loved u then for wat u were , i love u now for wat u have become .
* Arguements out of a pretty mouth are unanswerable .
* True Love is like a pair of socks , u gotta have tow n they've gotta match .
* To lose ur love is to have lived a thousand lives and have em end all at once .
* I Dunt make u feel special , i just remind u that u are special .
* The only way to make ur dreams come true is .. TO WAKE UP .
* A girl without freckles is like a night without stars .
* Reality is a crutch for people who cant handle drugs .
* Sex is not the answer , sex is the question , YES is the answer .
* Reality ? is that where the pizza delivery guy comes from ?
* I havent lost my mind , i know exactly where i left it .
* Women still remember the first kiss after have forgotten the last .
* Always put urself in others shoes , if u feel that it hurts u , it
probably does hurt the person too .
* It takes a minute to have a crush on someone , an hour to like someone ,
and a day to love someone - but it takes a life time to forget someone .
* A sad thign about life is that when you meet someone who means a lot to u
only to find out in the end that it was nevr bound to be and you just have to let go .
* Heaven wunt take me and Hells scared i'l take over .
* Women ar elike remote controls .. simple and easy to use . ( SUJ )
* Kisses blown are kisses wasted , kisses arent kisses unless they're tasted .
Kisses spread germs and germs are hated so kiss me baby i am vacinated .
* Roses are red , Violets are blue , i Like to crack up , and smoke a few too.
* It's not how long u live , its how well u live .
* Within u i lose myself , without u i find myself wanting to be lost again .
* I married the first man i ever kissed , when i tell this to my children , they just about to throw up .
* If u think that something small cannot make a difference ,
Try going to sleep with a mosquito in the room .
* Wat can u say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive ?
* Are ur feets tired ? cuz u've been running thru my mind all nite ?
* I miss my teddybear , wudya sleep with me ?
* Do u sleep on ur stomach , ' NO ' , can i ?
* Wats the difference between a guitar and a blonde ?
It takes only one finger to get a sound from a Blonde .
* Some ppl study all their life and at their death they have learned everything except to think / Live .
* 5 F'S : Find em , French em , Finger em , Fuck em , Forget em .
