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 The fools said that it couldn’t be done, the cowards said that it shouldn’t be done, in fact they laughed at us for even trying to do it. But here it is, the 2^nd ever edition of IAPWOS. Who’s laughing now? Certainly not them, that’s for sure.

 The ratings for our first issue were disappointing, with only 0.0000000015% of the world’s population visiting us. However, this means that we have a the potential to increase our audience this time by a staggering 5,999,999,991 people, and not many internet sites can make that boast.

 Our meagre audience probably goes a long way to explaining why we failed to stir up controversy of ‘Brass Eye’ proportions with our inaugural issue. In fact the only feedback we received was a rather weak “Yeah, I thought it was quite funny”, and possibly a “lol”, but this may have been referring to something else. This has not deterred us though, as I’m sure when Jesus decided to invent religion in 10BC not many people were that enthusiastic about it. Of course, I’m not saying that I am the 2^nd coming of Christ, for that is for others to say. All that I am saying is that once this site has brought about the collapse of the ruling elite, you will all see my power.

 We can’t guarantee these pages will entertain you, we can’t even guarantee that you will understand our sophisticated humour. But what we can guarantee here at IAPWOS is that if you read everything on this site, you will be almost seven minutes closer to your own death, and there is nothing you can do about that.

If you have been here before and found our site to be unfunny, don't worry. Your keyboard is already starting to release a vapour that is making you more suggestable to our 'humour'.