The Clown is by far the worst personality to surface. He is nothing but evil with a smile. The Clown first appeared after drunken circuses midgets beat me within inches of my life. Nothing more is known about the Clown other than the fact that he is very very very evil.

Likes: laughing and stabbing things 
Dislikes: drunken circuses midgets 
Sign that this is the personality you are in contact with: you're being stabbed repeatedly