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KIM and DINO past, present and future
FILMS!
(thanks to YOU for the film titles)
Ikaw Lamang... ang Nanood!
The story of how two "innocent"
lovers spelled box-office disaster for a film company through sex, lies,
deceit and stupid judgment calls from a neophyte lady producer. (Viva
Films)
stigMATA
The story of a girl with a panoramic vision who is
still blind to the fact that she's not the type of a young man whose
heart belongs to someone else. Science fiction(tulad ng lovelife na
pine-press release niya). With a cast of a thousand aliens including a
former childstar with a helmet implanted on her head. (Viva Films/ For
international release)
GLORIA, GLORIA LABANDERA
Slavery in the late '90s! The story of a laundrywoman
who gave up after gruelly washing the humongous clothes of these two
live-in lovers and professional liars.
THE MIRROS HAS TWO FACES
They look like him, have eyes like his...hell, the
older one has his gender! Still, this rehab-bound, casino-dwelling
young pseudo-actor continues to deny his involvement with the kids'
mother. (A joint production of S-Files and TV Patrol)
TINIMBANG KA NGUNIT KULANG (ANG TIMBANGAN)
The journey of one young female pseudo-star from
pleasantly plump to chubby to alarmingly obese...but mind you, she is
not pregnant . Her mom who is visiting her from the states is just an
excellent cook (daw!) . Cameo appearance by Monica Lewinsky. For
international release. (Jenny craig Productions)
LINLANG
The longest-running film starring the whole Viva
publicity department as they claim "Ikaw Lamang" raked in
millions while KMK was only a mild hit. Also starring the
ever-boisterous fallen angels who still think that, wonder of
wonders, their idols are really a wholesome couple. (Viva)
Land of the Lost
Stars "Chaka", proven to be said
pseudo-actor's forefather...
Jurassic Park 3
They now want to include cavemen. Starring the first
real proof of the "missing link". (Amblin/Darwin) .
Titanic 2
starring k and her mala-titanic ego! [hmph! "pinangalanan"
daw ang nabuntis ha?! Well, she might as well have mentioned her
name. Yun naman yung nagkatotoo!] (Independent production of Lito
Manago... probably the only one who would produce a film for cows
posing as humans)
"Chicharon Bulaklak ng Maynila"
A heart-wrenching story of an actress' liposuction
gone wrong...(Vicky Belo Productions)
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