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Kim delos Santos profile
Name: Kim delos Santos
Nicknames: Nega, Ekis, Oink!
Weight: 98 lbs. (her butt!)
Height: 5'2" (her foot!)
Zodiac Sign: Leo
School: sorry, she hasn't been accepted by any
decent school in the country!
Course: B.S. in Professional LIES
Marital Status: Single but living-in
Pig-out food: PigZZA (it shows naman eh!)
Turn-on: All that Dino has! (chest hair, chest hair
and more chest hair)
Turn-off: Plastic! (includes KIM herself)
Ambition: To live a simple life. (Read: be the
live-in partner of an heir and SIMPLY spend his money!) and be a
PROFESSIONAL LIAR! |
Dino Guevarra profile
Name: Dino Guevarra
Nicknames: Nega, Baboon
Weight: 160 lbs. (his chest hair!)
Height: 5'9" (what height?)
Zodiac Sign: Libra
School: Sperm University
Course: B.S. in Professional LIES
Marital Status: Single with children
Pig-out food: PigZZA
Turn-on: Anything that Kim has (DE LOS HOLE!)
Turn-off: anything na wala kay Kim (in & out
beauty, brains, breeding, talent)
Ambition: To be an astronomer or director. (Right,
directing his equally loser girlfriend what to do in the bed!)
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Dino