"Are you wearing space pants?
Cos your ass is out of this world."

"How about you and me go halfs on a bastard?"

"I've lost my mobile number. Could I have yours?"

"Is it hot in here, or is it just you?"

"Do you fuck?"

"Is your dad a a thief? Because he stole
the stars and put them in your eyes."

"Do you fancy a shag? No? Then do you
mind lying down while I have one?"

"I've got a twelve inch penis."

"I saw you looking at me across the room.
I'll give you a minute to catch your breath"

"I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you."

"Your eyes are like spanners.
They tighten my nuts."