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YOU ARE A CUNT
This is a very simple game, but can have hilarious - although sometimes deadly - consequences. Everyone has to down a pint as fast as they can. The person who downs it the fastest is The Nominator. The person who downs it in the slowest time is The Victim. Quite simply, The Nominator picks anyone in the pub, and The Victim has to go up to that person, and, with no explanation or preamble, say, "You are a cunt." If they survive the experience, the game begins again.
SOFTLY, SOFTLY, CHEEKY MONKEY
Combining a practical joke with a drinking game, this gives the best of both worlds. The first person takes a drink, then strokes the cheek of the person on their right, saying "Softly, softly, cheeky monkey." This procedure is repeated around and around the table. If someone gets the words wrong, they take another drink and start again, this time going in the other direction. This may not sound like a very interesting game, but wait, there's a catch! One person will have cigarette ash on their fingers, and so leave a smear on the cheek of a gullible mate! Ok, so it's still not very interesting, but it's quite funny when you're all drunk.
CELEBRITY NAME GAME
Pants name, perhaps, but it can be a good laugh. It goes something like this. The first person names a celebrity - you can decide before you start if you're going to play with movie stars, sports personalities etc, or a free-for-all celebrity menagerie. The person on their right then has to start drinking their pint, and when they think of one, name a celebrity whose first name starts with the same letter as the last name of the celebrity named by the previous person. For example, if someone says Will Smith, the next person could say Sandra Bullock, and the next person could say Bob Dillon. They have to continue drinking until they can think of a celebrity, or throw up and/or pass out. Simple really. However, if someone names a celebrity whose first and last names begin with the same letter, the direction of play reverses. And if they name a homosexual or someone with a mullet, they must down their pint, and the game begins again.
LEAKY PLUMBING
This can be played alongside other drinking games, or by itself, to add a little extra "fun" - and I use the term loosely - to a night out. It's really very simple. Everyone starts off by buying their own drinks. People continue drinking until one person goes to the toilet. This person then has to get the rounds in, and continues buying the drinks until someone else goes to the bog. That person then takes over getting the drinks in. That's it. Do you think you can handle the excitement?