FromThe Brain of Tiny |
Saturday 11 August 2001 |
Woke up this morning and had the idea of the drinking games and stuff thingy to stick on the site, I'm actually starting to amaze me! Do you have any idea how long it took me to type that stuff up? A long time, very very long time! Worth it though! My site is the pinnacle of informative information! It is the height of your education! Forget school for I Tiny Nic the self proclaimed saviour of websites will guide you to learn, I will nurture your brains into more than a slimey splodge inside your head! I will make it work! Make you use it for the purpose of good! Do not use it for evil for that is not the way of Tiny! Aaaaaaaaaaanyway so I sat typing all that stuff up and then worked on my autobiography a bit, it's shaping up kinda well actually. Then I did From the Brain... and as I was typing it I noticed how ridiculous I sound when I'm pissed off about something! I have this old diary of when I was going through a really moody stage and the diary's are fucking hilarious! I talk about how much I hate everyone and all that nonsence! If I had to give you a synopsis I'd tell you to imagine it was wrote by Kevin The Teenager! After all that I decided to relax, so I went up the stairs and played that snooker game for the playstation thats good but I can't remember what it's called but it'll come back to me! I haven't played it in ages! That little fucker Eric Feeblebunny nearly beat me! Kicked his waistcoated arse 2 frames to nil though. It was pathetic! My hieghest break was only 63! 63!!! I used to get 130 or so! I'd pick up my virtual cue and bang bang bang bang bang! Almost no balls left! Couldn't get 140 though usually arsed up before then! Half way through the next game I thought about reading, then decided against it and carried on playing! Then it dawned on my that I had a demo disc with a Star Wars racing type game on it, so I chose Yoda and went for it YEAH! came 2nd out of ... uhm everyone which for my first try wasn't too shabby actually! World Championship Snooker! Thats what it is! Told you it'd come to me! Another thing I remembered was that I had a Playstation magazine to read that my mother had for some reason bought for me! Then I notice that there is a Resident Evil Code Veronica thing in it! It's apparently out already but stupid Blockbusters here don't have it till Monday! THE FUCKERS!!! Sorry just really want to play it! That game and Metal Gear 2 are the reasons I bought that machine! Sad aren't I? Came up with wicked plan to get more sleep tonight! Decided what I'd do is watch Red Dwarf till one then go to bed, as oppossed to watching telly till 5am then going to bed. So I watched Red Dwarf till one then turned off my light and stuff. Couldn't sleep! So I turned the telly back on at about 0145 ish and watched that crazy bastard David Blane freeze himself in a big block of ice for hours and hours! That mad bastard! Then I watched some other crazy fucker get thrown out a plane while being shackled inside a mailbag which was chained and locked shut and the bag was inside a jail cell which was locked and his parachute was attached to the outside of the cell! These crazy bastards! Whats wrong with card tricks these days!? Crazy! Recieved a letter from the college this morning asking me to go for an interview in Thursday at 9am. 9am!! Jesus I haven't been up before ten in two months!! I'll go in and be like a zombie or something! Nightmare! Happiness - 7/10 Tv Time - 6 hours Online Time - 4 hours Arguments - 0 Next |