starwarsdrinkinggame

There are 70 drinking items in this game, so grab a shit load of beer and prepare to pass out!

Take a drink when each of the following happens/shows up/ whatever -

1) Someone has a bad feeling about this
2) it;s their only hope
3) An entire planet is described as having one climate
4) Somebody gets choked
5) A woman other than Leia is on screen
6) An old Jedi starts rambling on about the Force (Vader included)
7) Somebodys hand gets cut off
8) A gigantic technological marvel explodes in a single blast
9) There is a tremor in the Force
10) It's not sombodys fault
11) One or more heroes are almost eaten by something
12) A Jedi is much more powerful than he looks
13) Someone exclaims "NO!!"
14) Someone does something apparently suicidal but turns out to be a good idea
15) Two drinks for 14 if it's not Han
16) Some one wears the same outfit in all three films
17) Someone is mind cotrolled using the Force
18) People kiss
19) A good guy wears white or a bad guy wears black
20) Drink twice if a good guy wears black or a bad guy wears white
21) Three Drinks if someone in between wears grey
22) Everytime you feel yourself talking to the people on screen
23) An elaboratly made up alien has no lines
24) Someone or something tries to get money from Han
25) Some ship crashes into something after being hit
26) Someone has a lightsaber duel or uses a lightsaber
27) An ewok dies, and the camera longer than it did when the Death Star exploded, killing billions pf people. (14 seconds couint them) I don't actually undestand this one
28) It is Lukes destiny
29) Luke whines
30) Luke discovers a long lost relative
31) Luke fights monsters or savages
32) Luke does some nifty acrobatic flip
33) Luke teeters on the brink of a chasm
34) Luke is upside down
35) Luke and Lando are in the same place at the same time
36) Drink twice if they speak to each other
37) Luke's parentage is foreshadowed
38) Luke refuses to take someones advice
39) Luke yells "Artooooooooo!"
40) Leia insults someone
41) Leia wears an outfit that covers everything except her face and hands
42) Drink twice if it covers her neck
43) Drink three times if she is almost totally nude
44) Obi-Wan Kenobi materealises for a guest appearance
45) Obi-Wan Kenobi plays 'detective'
46) Han brags about the Millenium Falcon
47) Anybody insults the Millenium Falcon
48) Something doesn't work on the Millenium Falcon
49) Drink twice if it is the Hyper Drive
50) Yoda uses bad grammer
51) Yoda talks like a fortune cookie
52) R2-D2 gets trashed
53) R2-D2 pligs intot he wrong socket and his head spins
54) C3PO loses a body part (take two drinks if he is completly dismembered)
55) A Rebel pilot is pof a race other than white
56) Drink twice if they are non-human (co-pilots count)
57) A Rebel pilot says "nice shot"
58) A Rebel pilot says "I've been hit"
59) Tarkin brags about the Death Star
60) The Emperor cackles evilly
61) The Emperor has forseen something
62) Vader runs into one of his kids and doesn't recognise them
63) Drink twice if he tries to kill them
64) Boba Fett talks
65) Storm Troopers shoot everywhere except where they are aiming
66) Storm Troopers armour proves useless
67) Any Imperial ship is destroyed
68) A TIE fighter explodes for no reason
69) The game ends when Ewoks start dancing. No matter what you'vce been drinking you will remember this image. The last person to giv eup drinking on cue is the winner - ties are impossible
70) if at any point you realise no-one can operate the VCR the game is abandoned.

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