wednesday8august

Do you know, I haven't watched Home And Away for about two weeks? I should be very proud... however this initially wasn't because it's rubbish, haha oh no don't be silly, it's because I slept too late then forgot to watch the later version and then forgot about the omnibus, never mind though, eh?

Anyway when I woke up this morning my arm was very very sore from where I fell on it during my *ahem* 'episode' yesterday! My necks also really pretty sore but it's ok I'll survive!

I've taken a real notion to play my Playstation 2 thing is though I don't have any good games! Pile of nonsense! I need to play a good game and I need to play it soon! Anyone have any suggestions? Damn it you'd better or I'll stop doing From The Brain Of Tiny!! That'll teach you!

You know all day I hardly watched any telly at all! Praise the lord it's a miracle! I spoke to my friend on the phone tonight (offline, not online) and for some reason the conversation took the twist of working out how many days we had known each other, when he worked it out he said it was 18 000 days I told him that that was too long and we had to move on. Then he re-did his maths and turns out its only about 2193 days approx! I told him that once we did reach the 18 000 mark we'd have to say goodbye. As it turned out 18 000 days of our friendship will be when we are 62 and I informed him that I would be dead then of cancer or alcoholism. Then we started discussing how young I'll look when I die "I'm going to look like a babe when I'm 62 and dead, people will look in my coffin and say 'Isn't it a shame when they go so young?' Then someone who knows me will say 'She was 62 it's about time she died' Then the other person will say 'Well I never! I thought she was 24!'. However if they look in that tart ********'s coffin they'll be like 'bloody hell! How longs she been dead?!'"
Iain then said "they say that now don't they" He's a witty fucker that Iain!

Then we started discussng my aunts wedding.
Me - "My aunt was talking about the wedding plans last night"
Iain - "what wedding?"
Me - "hers, you know the one where shes marrying Steve!"
Iain - "Steve?"
Me - "The Cockney white boy!"
Iain "Ooooooooooh! Ok what was she saying?"
Me - "Well apparently because I'm a bridesmaid I need to do, like work for the wedding and stuff! No one told me that when I signed up!"
Iain - "Well what were you expecting?"
Me - "To get pissed at the hen night then walk down the aisle looking fab then get drunk at the wedding! Right enough I'm in charge of the hen night because I'll be nearly 19 by then"
Iain - "What you planning?"
Me - "The thought had crossed my mind to sneak Aftershock and Tequilla into McDonalds"
Iain - "Sounds crap"
Me - "Shut up Iain. I am queen of fun. I know what will be enjoyed by my family."
Iain - "Will Ronald McDonald be there?"

Then I discovered how well looked after his dog is:
Iain - "my dad fed the dog chicken curry and fried rice for lunch"
Me - "Bloody hell!"
Iain - "I know how cruel!"
Me - "No Iain i wasn't thinking that, I was thinking that your dog is better fed than I am!"

Iain's my best friend!

See how boring today was? I had to put exerts of a phone conversation in!!

Happiness - 7/10
Tv Time - 4 hours
Online Time - 4 hours or less
Arguments - 0

From the Brain Of Tiny's writer wishes to apologise for a mistake in yesterdays publication, it was stated that she had recieved a free meteor particle in her Coco Pops it was in fact free in Nestle Nesquick cereal and we apologise for any inconvenience caused.

Tiny Nic

Ps Nesquick cereal is shite anyway!

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