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Dumb Things to ask a Movie Assistant

- Are these cassettes waterproof?

- Just how long is "The Never Ending Stoory?"

- I gave the original tape to my brotherr. Is a copy OK?

- Can you assist me, I'm looking for sommthing I haven't seen?

- Do you have a machine to erase subtitlles?

- Do you have any movies about "how to rrob a videoshop"?

- Can I watch this here?

- Video Guy : "Sir this movie is twelve days late."
Customer : "So does that mean there's going to be a late fee?"

- What kind of movies do you have?

- Do you have that movie with that guy wwho plays with that what's his name black guy?

- Do you also have the first Star Wars, I can only find episodes IV, V and VI.

- Can you help me to stop my VCR from bllinking 12:00 all the time?

- I only have a black-white TV, do I havve to pay less to rent this movie?

- Do you have anything funny?

- Do you have (insert movietitle that cuurrently plays at the movie theater)?

- Can you help me? I can't seem to fit tthis container in my VCR. And what's the funny thing inside for?

- Is it ok to fold this laserdisc in hallf to fit it in my VCR?