Name: Amanda Aliases: Talyafera, Tal DOB: 1.29.82 Occupation: Stoodent of Creative Writing Height: 5'5 Weight: Around 100 pounds. Lives: In a dorm room at the University of North Texas.

Amanda S&m Mistress and Bishounen Pimp Amanda is a 22 year old college student. She is an English major, meaning that she has nothing better to do than sit around on her arse all day and make bad web pages. Fears nothing but the plot of Weiss Kreuz and the overgrown squirrels that are all over the campus. Is convinced these squirrels are both pure evil and hopelessly slutty, as they seem to reproduce like rabbits on Viagra. Keeps a machete under her mattress in case they decide to rise up and destroy humanity. Plans to spend her adult life in extensive research so she can teleport into the Saiyuki universe, molest Sanzo, and get out before Goku finds out. Is well aware of the other, more sinister meaning of the letters s&m and delights in it. Thinks Legolas is far more beautiful than any man has a right to be, but would gleefully snog him, given half the chance. Is royally irritated by all things Harry Potter and would gladly pay for the chance to give Snape a good swift kick to the groin. Once daydreamt about the cast of the Matrix breaking into Hogwarts and riddling the place with bullets, thus ending the life and times of Harry Potter. May have been on crack at the time. Likes: Guys with eyepatches, the letter "Z", that guy who sits next to her in creative writing class. Dislikes: the Sinister Campus Slut-Squirrels, grapefruit, the letter "G". Goal in life: To watch Lord of the Rings and count how many separate shots they have of the ring sitting in the palm of someone's hand.