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Movie Reviews
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() H-O These movies aren't the best of the best, it's true. But they aren't bad. They've got more merits than flaws, and they're worth a look, and maybe even a purchase.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) (New!) Matchstick Men (2003) Hulk (2003) Igby Goes Down (2002) Men in Black 2 (2002) Minority Report (2002) Jurassic Park 3 (2001) Innerspace (1987) (Movie Reviews Links Page) (4 AMHB: A-G) (4 AMHB: P-Z) Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) After being sent to the Ministry of Magic for losing control and using magic to literally inflate his arrogant visiting aunt, Harry is off to Hogwarts for Year Three. This time however, a darkness has fallen over the school in the form of the Dementors, the guards of Azkaban Prison. There's a murderer on the loose named Sirius Black (Gary Oldman). Harry soon learns that Sirius is rumored to be heading for Hogwarts, and eventually discovers that he may be Sirius' next victim. A series of events unfold that lead Harry to discover the true nature of his parents' murder, who he can trust, and who he can't. Finally, he begins to realize just how powerful a wizard he really is.
Matchstick Men (2003)
Roy Waller (Nicholas Cage) and his partner Frank (Sam Rockwell) are con artists. Roy is also an obsessive-compulsive phobic. These two men work very nicely together, and they've got a huge job in the works when Angela (Alison Lohman), Roy's teenage daughter, comes back into Roy's life. Now Roy's got to learn how to be a father without bungling the lucrative swindle that's about to go down, but he's about to get more than he's bargained for, including a chance at a better life. I'll be honest, and you can disagree with me all you'd like, but I was only vaguely impressed with Matchstick Men. There were some great parts, don't get me wrong, but a movie should maintain its overall excellence in between its finer moments. While I was watching it, I was thoroughly entertained, but at some parts, I felt restless, as if the plot could move faster. The last half-hour was relatively fast-paced, but too little too late, in my opinion. On a side note, this is in part a caper film, and as such I expected a jazzy soundtrack. The soundtrack was not jazzy per se, but it did have a style all its own. It was comprised of old songs from the '40s and '50s, and for no apparent reason, a random Kid Rock song that is played more than once. A strange musical choice by Ridley Scott, but tolerable in the small doses that it came in. Hulk (2003) Ang Lee ("Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon") presents another Stan Lee comic book hero, proving once again that you can never have too many Lees attached to a project. This movie, about the scientist Bruce Banner and his girlfriend Betty (Jennifer Connelly of "A Beautiful Mind" (2001) fame). Bruce and Jenny are testing to see if nanotechnology can heal frogs after they've been hit with intense gamma radiation. Because, as everyone knows, frogs and gamma radiation often cross paths, to the detriment of mankind. One day, an accident occurs, and Bruce is hit with a lethal blast of gamma rays. It should kill him, but it doesn't. Now, whenever he gets angry, he becomes the Hulk, a large strong green computer-generated man. He finds out eventually why he was not killed due to the radiation, and makes an enemy out of Betty's father, who happens to be a general. There are other surprises involving Nick Nolte. Can Bruce learn to control his bottled-up rage and make the world accept him? I suggest you go and find out. As far as visual effects go, the movie was very exciting. The initial complaints about the movie's computer-generated Hulk were due largely to people who had downloaded an illegal screening version of the movie. The online criticism eventually led the studio to rework the Hulk scenes, making them more realistic. This was to the audience's benefit, because the Hulk looks about as real as you can make CGI look in this day and age. But the CGI is not the only thing that sets the movie apart visually. Ang Lee employs a plethora of close-ups, wide shots, and freeze-frames to make the movie look like it's straight out of a comic book. However, the most powerful visual trademark that Lee uses to make the movie unique is splitscreens. When the screen is split, it's like looking at a page right out of an issue of "The Hulk". "Splitscreens to tell a story," you say, "haven't I seen that somewhere before?". Why yes, if you've ever watched the Fox suspense/drama "24". "24" was the first series to employ splitscreens exclusively as a visual method of continuing the plot. "Hulk" is the first movie that I know of to do the same. However, Mr. Lee takes it to the next level. During several action scenes, most especially a sequence where the Hulk is escaping, Lee flashes several splitscreens before the audience. These action-filled screens are hard to follow, and several viewings will probably be necessary to absorb all the things going on during just that one sequence. However, it was a smart way of creating a style for the movie, and I commend Ang Lee for that. But was the movie good? It was a 2 and a half hour movie that could have been told in 1 and a half hours. You do the math. However, it was worth it. It wasn't anywhere near as bad as I expected it to be going in. I'd go to see it again, simply for the entertainment value. So to all the critics I say, you're making me angry. And you wouldn't like me when I'm angry. It's "Catcher in the Rye" meets "Royal Tenenbaums" with some "Cruel Intentions" thrown in for good measure in this semi-stylized drama about a teenage boy named Igby (Kieran Culkin), his mother (Susan Sarandon), his brother Oliver (Ryan Philippe), his mentally gone father (The esteemed Bill Pullman), and his billionaire "uncle" (Jeff Goldblum). If you've ever read "Catcher in the Rye", you know the basic plot of "Igby Goes Down". After Igby, who has failed out of every prestigious private school in his geographical region, is sent to military school and fails out of there too. Unhappy with his family life, perpetually in the shadow of his older brother Oliver, spiteful about his mother's attitude towards him, and with the knowledge of his father's debilitating mental breakdown, Igby decides to get away from it all. So, while he is being escorted to the last private school on the Eastern Seaboard that hasn't flunked him out, he escapes and heads for an apartment that he helped the billionaire uncle build. There, Jeff Goldblum's daughter is staying with a performance artist. She agrees to let him stay, as long as Jeff Goldblum never finds out. He then meets up with Sookie, a catering girl he met at one of Jeff Goldblum's cocktail parties. Through a series of confusing events, Igby has sex with both Rachel and Sookie, and moves up his plans to go to California jwith Sookie. However, Jeff Goldblum and subsequently Oliver finds out and goes to retrieve Igby. Can there be a happy ending in this drama? Go and see it! Does the obvious connection to "Catcher in the Rye" detract from this movie? It's hard to say. Certainly it isn't enough like "Catcher in the Rye" for J.D. Salinger's estate to get all huffy, but it is certainly the very basis for the movie's plot. Now for the stylization: good or bad? By stylization, I mean that every element in the film is done to create a tiny little universe within the movie. This facilitates events by adding immensely to character development. The problem with stylization is that it has to be done properly in order to not come off as forced. I think the writer and director of "Igby Goes Down" were able to do this with some success. Certainly the universe in which Igby lives is not ours. In his universe, people are more clever, their words are more carefully chosen, and Jeff Goldblum is a suave billionaire. Cinematic plot devices aside, the movie is only a bit self-aware. I'm not talking about the actors. Kieran Culkin, Jeff Goldblum, Claire Danes, Bill Pullman, the whole thing is very well-acted. Hell, even Ryan Philippe is acceptable. His theory that every character he plays must talk like he is bored with existence might not work in every movie, but he pulls it off in this one somehow. Don't ask how. Maybe I'm just getting lenient in my old age. So, go see "Igby Goes Down". I dare ya'. Premise: Favorite Lines: Minority Report (2002) Premise: [John rolls a ball across the transparent computer console that acts as the 'scrubbing' surface. Before it falls off, Witwer catches it.]
Jurassic Park 3 (2001)
Premise: Little Eric Kirby has gone missing after paragliding near the "Restricted" island of Isla Sorna, the second dinosaur breeding lab off the coast of Costa Rica. Meanwhile, Dr. Alan Grant (Sam Neill) is low on research money and so is forced to accept the offer to accomapnny businessman Paul Kirby and his wife on a low-flying excursion over the second island. However, a slight plane crash gets in the way of their plans, and it is soon discovered that this landing is an attempt to find Eric. It is also discovered that Mr. Kirby is not a rich businessman, but actually the middle-class owner of Kirby Paint & Tile Plus (the "Plus" being Bathroom fixtures). Now it becomes a desperate run for the coast with Dr. Grant and Eric leading the way, with William H. Macy along for the ride. The raptors are back, and more intelligent than ever, able to communicate amongst themselves and coordinate attacks with a complex series of squeals and growls. Will they survive? Find out yourself. Comments: I liked it. I thought it was well worth my time and money. Some funny parts were scattered through it, and if it was good for one thing, it was to redeem the Jurassic Park franchise after "Lost World". The plot concerning the raptor eggs was clever, and Sam Neill does an excellent job reprising his role of Dr. Alan Grant, a no-nonsense dinosaur expert stuck with the unlikely situation of gaining much-needed research money from an eccentric entrepeneur. The dinosaurs are cool as well, and the plot was acceptable, although the whole "getting off the island" thing is a little overdone. It does leave it wide open for another sequel, so can you say "Jurassic Park 4, 5 AND 6"? Favorite Lines: "It's gonna be great!" - Barney the Dinosaur in a cameo appearance on a television set. "Great. We're stuck getting off of this island and we're not even getting paid for it." - Dr. Grant. "Bad...talking...dinosaur" - Jeff Goldblum (Wait, that isn't in the movie!)
Innerspace (1987)
Premise: Lieutenant Tuck Pendleton is a hot-shot test pilot. When he's chosen to perform a test for VectorScope Laboratories, a lab on the brink of Miniaturization (the process of shrinking things down while maintaining an aspect ratio between original size and shrunken size of the atoms. For more information, see "Honey I Shrunk the Kids" and "Fantastic Voyage"). They've perfected the process by using 2 chips: 1 for miniaturization (in the object to be shrunk) and 1 for re-enlargement. The plan is to shrink a submersible pod down and inject it into a bunny to see if the pod can make audio and visual contact with the host organism. Unfortunately, a major security breach leaves scientist Ozzie running for his life. In desperation, Ozzie injects Tuck into the nearest person around. That happens to be Jack Putter (Martin Short), a mild-mannered SafeWay clerk. Jack's in over his head, which contains Tuck. Tuck attaches the audio and visual detectors to Jack's eye and ear and starts talking to him. Jack thinks he's possessed and goes to the doctor. Tuck soon explains the situation, and they go to VectorScope for help. Unfortunately, the chip to re-enlarge Tuck has been stolen, and the scientists can't help Tuck because they don't have duplicates. Jack and Tuck take off and find Lydia (Meg Ryan), Tuck's ex-girlfriend. Lydia is a reporter and has been following a Western technology dealer called "The Cowboy", who has come to the U.S. for the miniaturization tech. Victor Scrimshaw, a rich guy, is the evil guy behind the robbery at VectorScope. Through a series of action sequences, some clever plot twists, and some hilarity, Tuck gets re-enlarged just in time and all live as happily ever after as is humanly possible, but is it the end? Comments: All the actors in this film are very good and they all get my approval. The story is clever, and never really falls flat. There's always something happening, whether it''s Tuck's increasingly desperate situation or the sexual tension between Lydia and Jack while Tuck is still around. It's just a good all-around movie, and the sci-fi elements are fantastic. Favorite Lines: Jack: No pain. Don't cause an embellism or an aneurism, or sever my spinal cord and then go "Oh, sorry" Tuck: The Tuck Pendleton machine: Zero defects. Scrimshaw: Nuclear weapons Jack. Nuclear weapons are useless. Everyone has them, and no one has the balls to use them. Space, you say? Space is a flop, Jack. Didn't you know that? An endless void of floating debris. But ah, miniaturization Jack! That's the ticket! Go back to the Movie Review Links Page
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