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Nelson
News Network
For Nelson's first news correspondence, he brings us his opinion on "Pinky Priests" Well the news is currently raving about all the priests who performed sexual acts with little boys, and are now either getting caught or turning themselves in. This has come to people kind of like a curve ball. You kinda think it's coming, but you're not sure. I mean, everyone knew there were a few priests who were wearing there underwear backwards, but now it's like we've gotten hit in the head with that curve ball we didn't know was coming. I, for one, think it is hilarious, yet very sad and disgraceful.like a man getting hit by a car, and you can't stop laughing. "I knew that some of those kids were taking too many trips over to the rectory and that some of the priests were prone to dropping things, but now it's just silly." You see, priests represent the Apostles, and in turn the Pope represents Jesus, but what kind of image are they giving Jesus now? "Hey kids I'm Jesus, better keep your hands over your asses" Now I believe in Jesus, and Hell I have been going to Catholic school for 8 years now, and I have learned that Jesus looks like whatever you think. He can be black. He can be white. He can be bi-racial, or blue, or a hippie or whatever. He just can't be gay. I am sorry that's just how it goes, he cannot be gay. Part of the irony of this situation is that the Church is like this giant homophobic cake, yet there are pink spots in some parts. I call them the "Pinky Priests". Jesus saved the world, for god's sake! But, and you can quote me on this, I am not saying that gay people can't save the world. They have before and they will many times, represented in many forms. Like Superman for instance. He is the representation of G.A.Y (or Gay American Youth) He is neat, clean, fit, and runs around all day long in blue and red underwear. Now pretend I didn't mention Superman and go over the description.they might as well call him Captain Queer.Now, where do these priests get the idea that screwing little boys was accepted? They watched plenty of Superman as a kid. I know what your thinking, "D'uh, Superman isn't gay "Lois Lane" is his girl. Yeah, "Lois Lane". More like, "Louis Laid by gay Superman." So what do you do? How do you trust priests again? Two words, my friends, Kryptonite underwear. Shocked? Appalled? Go back to the Nelson News Network Main Page! Do you have an rebuttal to Mr. DiChezzerai's argument? Send it to indigoretina@yahoo.com and we'll put it up on the site.
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