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Since we don't look at the news much, we decided to bring in Nelson DiChezzerai to be the site's news correspondent.  Nelson offers an irreverent but hilarious glance at the news stories that are shaping our conversations today.  Sit down and take a look, won't you? 

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Sadd-ama Bin Laden
Not Cool FOX, Not Cool
The Only Way Slimfast and Cloning Could Ever Be Connected
Easter Bunny = Jim Belushi
Oscars 2002...Damnit
Operation Anaconda and Old Ladies
Pinky Priests

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There's always more on the way.  Stay tuned! 

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Disclaimer:
The attitudes and opinions expressed in the pages of "Nelson News Network" are not necessarily the attitudes and opinions of the writer/editor of the site or other contributing writers.  Last time I checked though, the freedom of speech-o-matic was still turned on, so don't be too offended.