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Presidential Race Kicks Off

Retina also knows who his opponents will be. Their names are:

Nelson DiChezzerai
Blinky Blinky Wicky Wacky Party Candidate

Satch DeLeon
Tragically Hip Party Candidate

Electoral College Map

As you can see, Indigo Retina has a strong following in the Great Plains and Midwest, and his holdings of Texas, New York, Illinois, and Missouri ensure a strong first half of the campaign for him.

The electoral vote totals will be as such for this week of the campaign:

Indigo Retina 206
Satch DeLeon 225
Nelson DiChezzerai 115

However, the popular vote for the first week will tell a different story. The polls will be as such:

Indigo Retina 39%
Satch DeLeon 31%
Nelson DiChezzerai 21%
Undecided 9%

Campaign Headlines:
Presidential Race Kicks Off

Today, April 20, 2020, Indigo Retina announced his candidacy for the office of the President of the United States of America. Joining him are Satch DeLeon of the Tragically Hip Party and Nelson DiChezzerai of the Blinky Blinky Wicky Wacky Party, a national party who just 4 years ago gained federal funding for elections with the 10% popular vote for DiChezzerai.

For the moment, public opinion is in favor of Indigo Retina, who enters the race as an outspoken Senator from Pennsylvania. Retina's party, the Transgressive Party, supports several popular issues, such as free digital music (which the failing RIAA still sues companies over), the abolishment of school in favor of mind-machine interfaces, and general economic goodness. This race is sure to become quite interesting.
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