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Indigo Retina tentatively plans to
run for President in the year 2020 on the Transgressive Party ticket. In
order to ensure he will win, he has decided to start 20 years before the
presidential race begins. For his vice-president, Retina will call upon
the talents of Mr. Odephius McAntismash, a noted daredevil turned Senator
from Oregon. Here's what he hopes to accomplish during his term, if elected.
Retina also knows who his opponents will be. Their names are: Nelson
DiChezzerai/Picky McNotuse
Satch
DeLeon/Scruff McGruff
Deity Party Candidates
The
Campaign Trail
Week 1: Presidential Race Kicks Off Week 2: DiChezzerai Gains California's 57 Electoral Vots Week 3: 3 Votes Between Retina, DeLeon; DeLeon, DiChezzerai Week 4: Electoral College Split 3 Ways: "The hell?", Experts say. Week 5: DeLeon, DiChezzerai Pick Vice Presidential Candidates Week 6: Vice President Choices Spark Electoral College Shift: DiChezzerai Leads Week 7: DeLeon Support Dries Up In West: Retina Leads Again Week 8: Deity Party Announces Candidates: Deity Primaries Next Week Week 9: Jesus Drops Out Before Primaries: Zeus Becomes Deity Front-Runner Week 10: Zeus Grabs Most of New England's Electoral Votes Week 11: Zeus Picks VP: Artie From "The Adventures of Pete and Pete" Week 12: Transgressive Party Convention To Be Held This Week Week 13: Transgressive Party Convention Held This Week: Full coverage Week 14: BBWW, Deity, Tragically Hip Party Conventions Held: Full coverage Week 15: Conventions Spark Electoral College Shift: States too close to call give Satch DeLeon lead Week 16: Scandal Rocks Campaigns: Scruff McGruff Secrets Exposed Week 17: Panama Could Gain Statehood Before Election: Change in Electoral College May Ensue Week 18: Panama Gains Statehood: Electoral College Shifts Again Week 19: Major Week of Debates Ends: Results Tallied Week 20: Exclusive Look at Candidates: 1 Week and Counting Until Election Week 21: Election Night Week 22: Recounts? Week 23: Recounts. Week 24: December 12th Cometh Week 25: Civil War 2: Electric Boogaloo Week 26: President Connery Surrenders Week 27: Retina Makes Presidential Cabinet Appointments Week 28: Indigo Retina Sworn In At Inauguration Ceremony
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