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 Updated 4/30/01
Campaign Headlines: DeLeon, DiChezzerai Pick Vice Presidential Candidates Experts wait for reaction from Electoral College Retina also knows who his opponents will be. Their names are:
As you can see, Indigo Retina has
a strong following in the Great Plains and Midwest, and his holdings of
Texas, New York, and Illinois ensure a strong first half of the campaign
for him.
The electoral vote totals will be as such for this week of the campaign in 2020:
The popular vote for this week in 2020 will be as such:
Campaign Headlines: DeLeon, DiChezzerai Pick Vice Presidential Candidates Experts await Electoral College reaction As expected, Satch DeLeon and Nelson DiChezzerai announced their picks for vice presidential candidates. An eerie calm settled over the Electoral College this week as state polls remained fixed awaiting the 2 candidates' decisions. As you may know, the electoral college is currently split 3 ways between the candidates. Satch DeLeon's pick surprised the nation today. His much-anticipated pick is the popular Chicago, Illinois crime-fighting dog: Scruff McGruff. Here are Mr. McGruff's stats.Scruff
McGruff
This popular
character has been chosen by DeLeon after considering such hopefuls as
Bob Saget, Mr. T, Scott Baio, and ALF. He is expected to be a strong candidate,
due to his hardline stance towards crime issues, particularly those related
to children. When asked why he asked a fictional dog to be his VP, Satch
DeLeon cited the Supreme Court case of "AirBud vs. The United States" (1998).
To assist Mr. McGruff in gearing up for his campaigning, contact his offices
at Scruff McGruff, Chicago IL, 60682.
 Nelson DiChezzerai surprised the nation today by choosing the controversial governor of New York: Mr. Picky McNotuse. Picky McNotuse's position in New York could upset Indigo Retina's lead there, and New York is a crucial state for Retina. It is speculated that that is the motive behind DiChezzerai's decision. Here are the stats on Mr. McNotuse Picky
McNotuse
Name Origin: College
Nickname, caught on. Actual name is Chesterfield Snapdragon McFisticuffs.
Career: Senator, Secretary of State of New York, Governor of New York Advantages to DeLeon: Governor of state with 38 Electoral votes, likeable, also appeals to religious groups. Disadvantages: Controversial, prone to mis-statements, may alienate Western voters. Age: 53 The candidate's choices have already sparked debate among election experts. "I believe Picky McNotuse was a good choice for DiChezzerai. It showed real strategic thinking. We may see him in the White House yet." Drew Porter, a political analyst for the Des Moines Gazette, said Sunday. "As for Scruff McGruff, we could see a bit of scandal out of him. It could get votes, but it might alienate other voters as well." We shall see. Back to the Campaign Trail Headline Links
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