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 Retina also knows who his opponents will be. Their names are:
As you can see, Indigo Retina has
a strong following in the Great Plains and Midwest, and his holdings of
Texas and Illinois ensure a strong first half of the campaign for him.
The electoral vote totals will be as such for this week of the campaign in 2020:
The popular vote for this week in 2020 will be as such:
The electoral college froze this week in anticipation of the newest party to join the American political scene, the Deity Party's, announcement of it's candidates. These candidates will go onto the party primaries to be chosen for the campaign. The Deity primaries are late this year because of disorganization within the party. Deity Party spokesman Poseidon was unavailable for comment. The three tentative candidates for the Deity Party are as follows:Jesus
Christ
The Man himself. He's vying for the Presidency
because, as expected, he sees the U.S. as too morally corrupt. He is widely
expected to be the winner of the primaries, due to the high concentration
of Christians nearly everywhere in the U.S. If he wins the primaries, the
3 other candidates would have a heck of a time beating him. Considering,
you know, the fact that he's quite a popular deity.
 Zeus
The Greek god of gods. He lives in the
sky and summers on Mount Olympus. He likes long walks on the beach and
throwing giant thunderbolts at people who anger him. His extramarital affairs
are well-known to Greek scholars but, thankfully, not to the common American
citizen. Of course, it's not like that MATTERS to anyone in America or
anything. This deity will have a heck of a time beating Jesus in the primaries.
If he wins though, he'll be quite an opponent for the 3 others.
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