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 Updated 6/26/01
Campaign Headlines: Jesus Drops Out Before Primaries Zeus Becomes Deity Front-Runner Retina also knows who his opponents will be. Their names are:
As you can see, Indigo Retina has
a strong following in the Great Plains and Midwest, and his holdings of
Texas Illinois ensure a strong first half of the campaign for him.
The electoral vote totals will be as such for this week of the campaign in 2020:
The popular vote for this week in 2020 will be as such:
Campaign Headlines: Jesus Drops Out Before Primaries Cites Personal Issues, Zeus Comes Out on Top Everybody = Surprised In a shocking upset, Greek god Zeus became the Deity Party's candidate for U.S. President today after Jesus announced that he would be dropping out of the primary race. The Saviour of Mankind cited personal issues over his almost certain win in the popular vote and the electoral college. In a press conference, Jesus made this statement, "I have talked with the Holy Spirt, my Good Father, and my Mother. I feel that my work would be best if it were centered on the entire of mankind, not just the United States." Jesus was pushed into the primary race by several party members. He had never wanted to attempt to run. After much introspection, he withdrew gracefully, allowing Zeus to become the front-runner. "This was a smart move by Jesus," Drew Porter of the Seattle Shopper said Friday, "he didn't want to ruin his image by getting swept up in an American political firestorm. Sure, he would have been elected. There's no doubt. But he chose to keep his dignity. That is what I admire. Oh, and that whole dying on the cross thing. That was hella cool of him." In response, Zeus held a celebration in his summer cottage in Olympia, Washington State. It is speculated that he will choose his vice-president next week. During that celebration, Zeus made this statement, "I am glad that Jesus decided to drop out of the race. I respect his decision, and I wish him the best." If there is one thing we've learned about this campaign so far, it is that anything can happen. We can only guess how this will affect the now-frozen Electoral College. Stay tuned.Back to the Campaign Trail Headline Links
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